I got a blackbird--which is like not a bird. It’s a color of bird/shitty name for a bar.

I almost put that in my comment, because it’s so freaking obvious, but I think I was afraid of the yelling you mentioned.

I have seen this several times, with people saying stuff like she “allowed” him to cheat on her, QED she’d be a bad president. WTF.

Seriously I CANNOT understand the Clinton hate for the life of me. Trump is pretty much Godzilla, walking around destroying everything, and people say things like, “Oh but she’s not charismatic enough.”

I do wash my legs (kind of weird others don’t), but if you are showering every day, you don’t need to wash them every time. That being said, I wash my face twice a day and still get dirt on the cotton pad with micellar water on it... people are filthy creatures, deal with it.

I know, it was awkward wording--I didn’t mean you “cannot” I meant you can choose not to.

You can literally not buy a ticket for an actual baby and this guy bought a ticket, AND put the doll’s name on it.

You’re supposed to feel bad when you get off scotch free and others get treated like second class citizens. Or you can throw a hissy fit because others have empathy and apparently you’re lacking in that department.

Oh my gosh these commenters--Was it Gawker’s death that brought them all out? Jezebel used to be literally the only place I could go and not see racist, sexist, vile comments... Now there’s nowhere. Lovely.

The Bamboo pillow is washable as well.

The Bamboo pillow is washable as well.

I have tried both My Pillow (my mom’s) and the Bamboo Pillow. Both my mom and I don’t think the My Pillow is anything special, but the Bamboo pillow is my ultimate favorite—better than pillows I’ve bought for around $100. I like my pillows fairly firm (basically, not deflated and flat).

I have tried both My Pillow (my mom’s) and the Bamboo Pillow. Both my mom and I don’t think the My Pillow is…

Second difficult people—they even call out current comedies for being 30 minute dramas.

Uggs and crocs are popular because they feel amazing. However, no one is like, “I love that these Uggs are great at keeping my feet warm—but man, if only my toes, the coldest part of my foot (if not my body), were exposed to the elements.”

Feelings hurt because someone called you out for spewing bullshit? You just can’t take it when your privilege is challenged. So fragile.

I have never heard anyone refer to a flat sheet as a “top sheet” before today. Mine is usually crumpled together, so it took me a while to figure out what you meant. I am 27.

That comment makes me want to eat a bowl of 100% poisoned skittles.

I usually don’t care if someone blames the “millennials” (it’s usually unintentionally hilarious) but it does annoy me when people blame a group of people that clearly are not the problem--like when they blamed black people for Prop 8. More young people are voting for Hillary than Trump, but yeah, blame the young…

They did and it sounded ugly.

It’s been said before, but 2016 is so absurd I actually feel sorry for Jeb Bush.

He wrecked himself.