Did you see his “viral rant”? I think he’s got potential. https://mobile.twitter.com/TheDailyShow/s…

Good kid.

This post is very offensive to the clumps of cat hair sitting around my house.

You don’t know Sherman Alexie? He’s pretty famous. Seriously go buy all his books now.

Tons of wonder trades sound tedious af, not fun.

My friend got the copper IUD and had a TERRIBLE experience. The insertion was horribly painful (she had to lie down at the hospital for several hours afterwards, and this was with prescribed painkillers). Then sex was really painful—it turned out she got an infection. If anything else happens, they may have to take it…

OMG major props to you for not punching these men in the face.

It’s ok, sorry if I was an ass about it!

There’s an article on Cracked written by a campus rapist—whenever he saw the girl on campus, he had to pack up and leave. Instead, from her writing, it sounds like she always has to leave. This is not petty; this is bullshit she shouldn’t have to put up with—especially since he should’ve been fucking suspended if not…

...are you planning on dying before 31 (at the oldest)?

I never knew it existed and missed mine too. Also American. But I will join in on your grumpiness!

This song is the reason why the word cacophony was invented.

This is how I felt about the Hunger Games.

The acceptance of white male mediocrity never ceases to amaze me.

I was just about to reply, “if it’s with different guys, sure.”

Thanks for the heads up—seeing that would’ve ruined my day.

I love/hate that Trump is attacking Hillary on HER health when Trump’s older and his doctor’s note may as well be written in crayon.

Ok I do this too (in Illinois) but I feed it into a machine—isn’t that what they’re hacking? Genuinely unsure of how it all works.

Yeah this was not the best use of her at all

The waitresses are almost certainly great, likely with the patience of saints. I hope the tips are FANTASTIC.