With any luck, to my butt. Would save me some coin.

I meant weeks. This was from personal experience—an elderly woman wanted to die on her own terms, so she just stopped eating/drinking. It took her 14 days to die. Seeing as it took that long don’t know how strict she was about the water thing, but I know she didn’t eat food. It depends on the temperature, but the…

I thought of it as her saying, “I’m too ugly for this to happen to me.” Which, as an ugly, heavy girl who has been sexually assaulted—nope, not the case.

If she had water she would’ve probably lived for over a month. Without it, 2 weeks about. /morbid info

I remember hating when Jon Stewart took over the Daily Show and wanting Craig Kilborn back. Now I feel like an idiot. Give Trevor Noah more of a chance.

I’ve lost 15 lbs already, so I’m good thanks.

Half my family is super Catholic, but my mom insisted I not have my first communion/confession. Thank the Lord, I would feel so disrespectful if I did it—like I know that wine and wafers aren’t Jesus, come on now.

Vaguely religious person here, love Jesus and all the stuff he said (I don’t believe he’s God though). I think the whole not having sex before marriage thing devalues women. Your worth doesn’t depend on what has been in your vagina. Ridiculous.

My doctor measured me right at my belly button, which I thought was pretty unfair because that’s exactly where my hips are.

I am very fat positive and I just joined WW four weeks ago, and I was worried I was betraying myself. That being said, I spoke to several doctors and they all said Weight Watchers was one of the best plans around. It finds a good balance of promoting nutrition without having to adhere strictly to pre-planned meals.

I also call bullshit. I call my brother literally everyday, and if he stays over for like a week I’m like, “Gtfo, I remember why I hated you growing up.”

One dog and two cats is the golden ratio. Although I would personally prefer having like 5 cats.

I once got sent to a holding room and denied the ability to go to class because the shorts I was wearing *over leggings* weren’t fingertip length (except they were, but when I sat down they folded, and Lord knows we couldn’t let the menz see that). My mom had to be late to work to bring me some capris. Yeah, what…

cool story

Omg, I am huge but with tiny tiny deer legs and I bought jeans (from Walmart, first mistake) labeled “jeggings” and I can fit both of my legs in there. The *only* company that makes human sized pant legs is H&M, so I’ve sold my soul to the fast fashion devil and bought like 10 pairs.

Ok, but as a 26 year old person *I* would not want to date a 19 year old. I mean, unless they like completely supported their family from age 12 or are the reincarnation of my dead husband, they’re just not going to be on my level mentally (or spiritually). Not to say I’m a perfect fully formed adult or anything—but…

This is like legit what the founding fathers would’ve wanted. Our entire election system is based on “majority rules unless we think it’s dumb then we get to pick.”

In ancient Egypt, people who killed cats (even accidentally) were killed. Just sayin’.