Oh yeah?!? Well I am 4’11” and 5 million pounds. BOW BEFORE ME

Didn’t you read the part where it said the boss was insanely cheap? Also, a high percentage of people are idiots with money—they’ll spend it all on shit they don’t need, then get irrationally angry about paying 50 cents more for milk.

I mostly agree (although as others stated, sex drives fluctuate over time), but I REALLY don’t get how people can hold off sex until marriage. Like, I can see your drives changing over time but not even trying it? WTF

I just googled it and found out about that... Not using that word again...

Sorry, should’ve been, “LOL, ok, I only see you as a vehicle to satisfy my sexual needs and therefore do not take your words as seriously as I would take another man’s/ will take any risk to get my dick wet in a preferred setting.” But the subtext is there.

That’s so weird, I’m from the US and I always thought of it as extremely innocuous, like on the same level as “clumsy.”

I have an aunt who works at them (main desk overseer person) and she says people steal like crazy from them—putting expensive meat on as bananas, etc. So I don’t see them as a great solution.

This is like the least surprising thing ever. You can tell a guy something like, “If you so much as look at another woman I will literally murder you.” And he’ll be like, “LOL ok. Sex?”

The only way I could see this happening is if you dropped a lubed dildo on a bunch of cat hair, then used it w/o examining it.

I actually haven’t, but only because sending flowers is absurdly expensive

Seriously how the hell did parasol’s go out of fashion it’s like humanity *wants* skin cancer

Not if it’s Valentine’s and you say it’s from your (nonexistent) boyfriend.

According to Wikipedia, originally American cheese was colby mixed with cheddar, which tbh sounds amazing.

*sending flowers to herself*

This is true. Really weird when it’s 18 and 25, not so weird at 26 and 33.

A girl at my high school (18) dated a man in his late 30s because they met at a club and both lied about their ages, saying they were like 25 and 27.

I think it’s just right. I had an anal fissure for a while and I always felt like I was pooping knives. I’d even cry a bit if it got really bad. /TMI

omfg

I usually am of that opinion, but then Jez reposted this and I find it interesting: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/08/29/opi…