Have *you* ever swallowed a dude’s load? Yes it is completely different, especially for people with sensitive gag reflexes. I’m not one of those, but I can understand. Plus 9/10 oral is foreplay for me/not the main event so it’s just for fluffing, everyone wins imo.

NO, BAD! **squirts you with water**

TMI, dude. It’s a joke...

Just pay the $5, it’s a good cause.

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I know a fair amount of men who sit down when they pee, for the same reason. It just seems like less of a hassle, especially in your own house.

ok, not a bitch, just racist then. Much better.

EXACTLY. I am astonished by the lack of hate. DID ANY OF YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT QUEEN NICKI?!?

Um, but she is a bitch. She may as well dress like someone with some damn sense.*

I would normally be like “Ok, you do you Miley” but since she trash talked Nicki and in general just has bad, uninformed opinions, Imma side with Hyacinth.

What delicious paper are you eating?

You mean the onions infect the peppers with their nastiness

Peppers are not for mammal consumption you guise

OMG I know, right?!? Isn’t it just terrible when like negative terms are applied to a whole race or like one specific person of a race is seen as representative of the whole group? **stares into your eyes for eternity**

You do you but no... Just no.

Potbelly is roughly a million times better than Subway, I don’t know why that wouldn’t be your first choice anyway.

Made up patriarchy bullshit. Just use that as a down payment for a house or something... But I mean it’s really up to you, if spending $70k makes you happy and you can afford it, go for it.

I don’t think he’s a sociopath, I think he was an abusive boyfriend. I really wish Serial had covered the abuse angle. It’s scary as shit because tons of people think domestic abusers are the “nicest guys” but are horrors at home.

Have them all watch 12 Angry Men before the trial starts?

I hope it is, for her sake. It screams abusive relationship to me.