Human beings also should have access to safe drinking water and access to locations that aren’t constantly being bombed but unfortunately the world is fucking unjust.

I liked Secret Window... Though I was 14 when I watched it and in love with Johnny Depp, so that helped set the bar quite low.

I love these boys and I am not ashamed

Thought catalog is a horrible troll website and I hate them.

She was a really cool character when I was in high school and read the book. I thought she was a very realistic teen—the kind that would be too dumb to think logically about a hot boy.

Does anyone else think young Dolly Parton looks kind of like Christina Aguilera in that first picture?

That’s not too old, that’s too financially stable. I already broke the bank flying here, I will sleep in a manger as long as it’s free.

I’m too old to think that being in my 20s is old.

**buys Pokemon and Pusheen shirts from Hot Topic at 26** How dare you.

Or depressed people, like myself. **eats garbage like a raccoon**

I’ve always been fat (except after a year of starving myself... Cool story) and I’ll say it’s very liberating when you realize some people actually find fat **attractive**.

HAHA I REMEMBER FEELING LIKE THAT. You think, “I’ll never drink again” but then you do and you drink more responsibly and you learn to love it.

I’m personally a huge fan of soggy potatoes in tuna casserole.

I’m 26 and I have never stopped sucking my thumb. I speak well and my teeth are about as good as you can get without braces. The only (very minor) downside is it means I keep my mouth open at night, which dries my teeth out a little.

They did. I’m eye rolling at all these comments. You’d think I was running for office and put this on my platform by these reactions.

That’s what I meant. I’m sorry that in my two sentence comment I did not go into all the nuances of the pros and cons of bonobo culture.

[citation needed]

I almost dismissed this, but I wanted to set the record straight—I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of chimpanzees. Bonobos sometimes kill other monkeys and eat them (not bonobos) but that’s as hard as they get. Try googling before you comment on something you know nothing about.

Admittedly, I’m more of an older woman and younger man fan.

I’ve always said that humans should live like bonobos—matriarchy, no violence, cooperation, and also fucking absolutely everyone regardless of gender or age. It’s my vision of a feminist utopia.