**rolls eyes** No shit, but white kids aren’t the ones getting shot by police, and men aren’t the ones who are working for less pay. Saying shit is “humanist” or “all lives matter” is unnecessarily injecting men/whiteness into an issue, when they’re ALWAYS at the fucking table.

Shhh just think of it as a modern day fairy tale. Someday my Rihanna DM will come.

I agree with her statement in context, gay marriage is great and any love between two consenting adults is great.

That’s really surprising seeing as the last time I was there I couldn’t get weed anywhere (unless it was medical). I ended up buying from a dealer.

Living is selfish too **eats a hamburger made out of the carcasses of several cows with some strawberries picked by an underpaid migrant worker while living in a house made of wood that also caused several trees to be cut down just to be placed there**

When I went to Japan, I took a ton of pictures of famous locations (like of Kinkaju-ji). Then I realized I may as well have just pulled the pics up online and I should’ve gotten more pics of me (what my family would actually want to see). I don’t think it’s selfish or even new.

Red onions are a foul abomination.

A Jesus tattoo? Um, you know the Bible specifically forbids tattoos...

Guns aren’t dangerous... wat

I LOVE THAT MITCHELL AND WEBB LOOK

She’s poppin’ tags. She probably just wears them once and tosses them so to speak.

I’ll marry you. I’m already fat though.

Speaking of nipples and bothering, I get irrationally bothered by the fetishization/showcasing of pink nipples. Most of the world’s people have brown nipples. #Freethebrownnipple

I’m 25 and gravity has ravaged my boobs. Also at that angle they would be less round and more like u-shaped or bag-with-something-heavy-in-it-shaped. Not that it really matters, but I lean towards fake.

Chandler was a total dick. I personally gave Phoebe a pass though, but I couldn’t sit through it lately so I can’t say why. Maybe because I like smelly cats?

I am glad you share my opinions on Friends AND How I Met Your Mother. Any recommendations for sitcoms that aren’t terrible?

I made it past page 10, but I too had to stop (it was the “I’d like a bite of that lip” line... Nope, nope, done). It is soooo bad I don’t understand how people can like it. I am like the ideal target audience too.

I always do this with single stalls if the woman’s is busy. I get weird looks and I want to yell, I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THERE.

Yeah that’s a problem, but it may just be a differing sex drives problem (sex drives change)... I’d still consider a therapist.