Ok I’ve gotten drunk to the point where I’ve vomitted/been drunk the whole next day, but I still remembered not to yell at my friend for being a shitty person, because social graces and such. How the fuck do you forget that it’s not cool to masturbate in public? How are you still conscious?

I have changed my klittra habits since age 18 when I finally realized how to orgasm (thanks for that, patriarchy). It used to be a race to the finish but now I do a slow burn.

I woke up at 2:30. People who don’t work from home are suckers.

Not watching that video.

They weren’t “monsters,” they were people that accepted the current system because it benefited them, much like the Germans during WWII and white people today.

Sometimes spam steals parts of other people’s comments, so I reckon that’s what happened here.

Meanwhile somewhere an MRA is rambling about how the court system is biased against men.

Oh if only I had a nickle for every time I brought up having an open relationship and someone accidentally agreed to it. Whoops!

Really? Don’t they get in trouble for that? Once I got called out in a review for saying a student was wrong so now I just correct them by saying stuff like, “Hmm, close, but...”

I agree on the 33, but would like to say my health is shit at 25 (at least for energy) and it’s in large part due to stress. If having a kid older means less stress (better financial security, for example), then I’d go for older.

I think that’s what it boils down to—when do you want to have free(er) time? There’s advantages to both. I’m sure they were all jealous when you didn’t have kids.

Aww, my mom had me at 36. It’s a good age imo.

How old are they? I think you’ll appreciate them more when they’re grown ass adults making there own money/living elsewhere. But yeah, taking your advice at face value because I do not want kids.

I can’t personally answer, as I’m 25, dislike children (though I’m sure I’d like my own) and have never intended to have them. However I can speak for my mom, who had my brother at 34 and me at 36. She started wanting kids in her 30s. I saw a 34 yo comedian, and she talked about never wanting kids until recently. So…

I’m 25 and have zero energy. It’s been this way for a few years. I mean I’m probably the exception (also depending on job, health issues, etc) but shit happens at any age. Have kids whenever.

Yes, New Yorkers know everything, except for the geographic location of literally any other state (non-continental US and California do not count).

I worked in a fake restaurant (it was at a retirement home) and the host was actually a promotion from server. Most of them were amazing. One was not.

I have a friend who is female, experienced street harassment, and yet is so willfully ignorant of sexism I can’t believe it. She’s kind, brilliant and talented... I have no idea. It breaks my heart.

DID SOMEONE SAY GUILTY DOG?!?

I love medical sounding words, they sound funnier to me.