Still seems too male, as nothing comes out of me. I just say masturbate, or if I wanna be fancy, spank the monkey.

THEN WHO??!?

Yes, you.

I agree—any bony part of my body does not want lots of weight placed on it. Getting sympathy pains.

Download the Hola app for Firefox/Chrome/etc. It allows you to watch from any country. I use it for UK Netflix (they have Gattaca!)

Ok I don’t have any of this frustration on FB... I’d recommend unfriending (you don’t need that noise in your life).

I don’t think this guy is a psychopath—he’s a racist. Most murderers aren’t psychopaths and most psychopaths aren’t murderers. It’s hard not to use ableist language because English has few words for these types of motherfuckers, but you probably should look for other words.

I mean that’s not much to go off of, so far I’m ok with this as long as there is no Reagan era Conservative propaganda like the original (I have a pretty low bar).

My university replaced a no-name Asian food place with a Subway in our student center. There is a Subway right off of campus, like you literally cross the street and it’s there (it’s a medium size university, so no, there is no need for it). I would literally rather have any other restaurant, but seriously if you have…

ME! I am naked like 75% of the time though. This actually speaks volumes about my hotness (I am not hot).

Weird, my vagina is named Ponyboy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6V_DsL…

“WOMEN GET HALF OF ONE CURRENCY?!? What’s next? $0.80 to our $1?!?”

I love Hamilton. Jackson was like the textbook definition of the worst.

I think I could afford it, because my mom has let me rely on her for extra money. We are also “middle class”, she made $50k a year in Indiana for most of my life and supported me and my brother, but she could also fall back on the savings of her parents... You don’t have to be “rich” for the U.S., but you definitely…

Exactly. Being an asshole isn’t a mental illness.

My friend (who is 24) LOVES them and sees them regularly. Everyone makes fun of her for it.

I always say keep the change and always leave a 20% tip, but this would explain the seemingly disappointed looks I get.

My mom does this to try to get the bill first. She does 20% minimum.

I genuinely thought that was the worst story, coming from a family who will genuinely fight over who gets to pay the check. My apologies.