People call people who don’t have children selfish, people who don’t adopt selfish, hell, I’m sure people say those who adopt from overseas are selfish. Mind your own damn business, assholes.

My cats like my dad (who is just a waste of flesh, really) and I judge them for it.

Kind of curious if that works well. Most dogs and freakishly, cats, like me, but there is a neighborhood dog that goes apeshit if I’m around. I think he/she does it to everyone though.

I won’t endorse all their stuff, and they get holier than thou even when they’re right, but the best part of their GMO/raw food episode is just listening to the people themselves. They have no actual reason to be anti-GMO or anti-cooked food. They can’t even explain themselves.

I’m sorry, but hopefully we can get you some lab grown panda to make up for it.

Penn ans Teller BS is on amazon prime and destroys those anti-GMO people... It’s amazing.

Milk is still bad for the environment, I’m taking your “but I’m so chill” card.

I will not send help but I will send high fives because you are awesome.

See Rachel Dolezal, this is how you do it.

Both links are there for me. And thanks! God I love Norm Macdonald.

Exactly what I was thinking! They’ll reason ladies can’t possibly just have sex with no emotions, our silly lady brains can’t handle it.

Wait, what did he do? All I know about him is his book/movie American Psycho, which I adore.

I heard this story from someone talking about someone else, so my info may not be super helpful— but apparently you can get shots (daily I think, exact same time) and it worked great for this person. Here’s a link: http://www.m.webmd.com/allergies/guid…

True story: I was at an AT&T in the area upgrading my mom’s phone. The AT&T employee told me her last customer had been an African woman going to beauty school nearby who had also gotten accepted somewhere else (I wanna say like Oregon, maybe?), but had decided on the Spokane location because there were no Black…

This is an incredibly important piece and some of the best work I’ve seen on Jezebel. Thank you.

OH THANK YOU, INTERNET DOCTOR! That’s not one of the very first things I checked or anything (It was, my hormones are fine, and so is everything else). No one knows why I’m so tired all the time, they pushed me off to a psychiatrist (who is great, by the way) and assumed it must be depression. My depression/anxiety is…

Citation needed.

Losing 70 lbs especially when you’re only 220 to begin with (as opposed to like 400 lbs) in 4 months isn’t usually healthy. Neither, usually, are short term diets (as opposed to life long dietary changes). I’m all for veganism, it’s great for your health and the environment, but I’m suspicious of this particular diet.

I thought about doing something similar with fish only, but urgh if it sounds anything like that I’m out.

It doesn’t sound healthy at all. In fact it sounds like a great way to put your body in starvation mode. Also, what is up with people overselling their weight loss (like saying things like “I got my life back”)? I honestly think it’s harmful, because it creates false expectations. Losing weight makes moving around…