Cuz Imma steal all the husbands. Polyandry, bitches.

He who is without sin should cast the first stone?!? And these are the same motherfuckers who hate gay people (not a sin and consensual). Oh, nevermind, I forgot these people are only Christian when it’s advantageous for them.

They actually didn’t have good enough ratings, so the cable companies could/did drop them.

I never said it was, but some people see it differently, and that’s unfortunate.

In the 1950s, people spent 20% of their income on clothes and now we spend like nothing. I think the big thing is to stop buying so many clothes—you don’t need that many. Also expensive doesn’t always mean more ethical—expensive clothes are often made in China. So the biggest thing to do is buy less.

I actually have some insider knowledge on this. AJ originally wanted to have a sophisticated audience, but failed miserably because that’s not what the majority of the US wants. Also they had trouble getting sophisticated audiences in the US (i.e. Those who read the Economist) because a significant portion of tbose…

I had a pregnant 13 year old in my middle school. I also knew a girl who had sex in middle school in part because her boyfriend threatened suicide if she didn’t. It’s sad.

I don’t tell my partner what I have for breakfast daily either, cuz that shit don’t matter.

I also see people asking for diet advice from thin people, as if genetics did not exist.

You don’t like sweets? Oh yes, you do you **scarfs down the cake slice intended for you**

I was literally at the gym yesterday and they were showing “Best. Pizza. Ever.” on the food network (yes, spelled with shit punctuation just as though a 12 year old had made the title). They then would describe as well as show in detail how these admittedly delicious looking pizzas were made. I looked at the other…

I thought that was why cats existed.

I stopped feeling sorry for dudes who are dicks but also super insecure and/or depressed. Life’s too short for that noise.

Petty details like gender don’t matter to landed gentry like myself.

So is this supposed to take place in an apocalyptic wasteland where Nikki is the only person with an ass who has survived?

I don’t know these people—but it is very common for an abusive spouse to claim their partner is abusive. Based on his previous behavior with the embryos (seeming to want to use them to get back at her), I would bet a large amount of money that that’s what this really is.

I wish to have you as my bride.

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I really feel like that should be true but really have you ever tried being a fat person? Like two guys will date you, and they both suck. Meanwhile I have seen plenty of old men hit on 16 year olds who literally look 12.

OMG CAN WE PLEASE HANG OUT?? You are like my soulmate, only let’s please not date because of all the reasons you’ve said.