My suspicions about California (specifically the Bay area) have been confirmed. No one else in the U.S. does shit like that in college. Soft core porn, sure, but not actual sex.

Well no one has tried feminist Marxism so I think it’s definitely worth a shot. I also want to start extreme and negotiate down from there to assure basic socialism (I have thought about this too much).

I mean I want true Marxist communism (not the “communism” China has) but I’m up for negotiationing.

Also, I highly doubt any of the Kardashians (or most people that get butt work) actually got implants. Usually you just transfer fat there. And I know this because I’ve looked into it because I have a like negative butt. It’s practically concave.

I live blocks from multi-million dollar homes. I calculated it out, and I would have to donate all of my current paycheck for 106 years to be able to afford them. Anyhoo, thinking about a communist overthrow of the government. Wanna join?

For the norovirus, the worst kind of food poisoning I’ve ever had, it’s actually not how sanitary the kitchen itself is—it’s if the employees have had the illness within up to two weeks. Since most people don’t know this, and most restaurants don’t pay sick leave, I’m kind of with your fiancee’s cousin on this one. At…

My high school counted french fries as a vegetable at the cafeteria for years. People were mad when they changed it because it meant more expensive fries.

Ah, I’m sorry, I didn’t give the full back story—that was the straw that broke the camel’s back. He doesn’t like any vegetables at all (that I know off). He also will pick off any vegetables (usually lettuce, tomatoes, onions if they have it) on sandwiches. I thought that wasn’t that weird at first, because I will do…

I just posted this and couldn’t find it, but I have a friend/colleague who at 29 (maybe 30?) picked out the tomatoes in a pizza sauce from Cosi. Like I consider myself pretty picky, but that just blew my mind.

To be fair, lettuce has no nutritional value and is a waste of a vegetable.

Yeah I’ll just be sitting over here sad that I’m single and childless **bursts into laughter, counts her money, eats whatever she wants**

I have a 29 year old friend like this, who picked out all the tomato chunks in his pizza sauce. It was at that moment I realized why he was still single.

Kind of my thought. I mean this is awful, but it’s not “The Worst News Ever.”

Shiro’s family never fails in a time of need.

It depends, are you referring to science as an abstract concept which is just actually the truth? Or are you referring to science as we know it, which means it works in all practicality most of the time (at least until proven wrong), but in reality is actually something probably at least slightly different from what…

To be fair, neither are pigeons.

OMG THE VEGETARIAN THING! I was a vegetarian from 3rd to 8th grade, and my family acted like they could no longer feed me. Like oh no, how can we ever make a meal for Cuck? I don’t know, take whatever you were going to make and don’t put meat in it. Seriously. Also got shit from my aunt that my lean cuisines must be…

This happens to my friend who has Crohn’s all the time too. Also, I lost 120 pounds once, was a perfectly fine weight (125-131 at 5’5”) and people *loved* to give me unsolicited dieting advice. Like, um, thanks, but I’m clearly already good. Seriously, wtf is wrong with people?

I feel your pain. I’m not photogenic at all, although I’m not as bad as my friend who can magically look like a different less attractive person in photos.

Actually the prettiest bride I ever saw wore no makeup and a dress from goodwill. She was just so happy she was radiant.