I BET YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL ANYWAY! As long as you were smiling/happy that is. It’s amazing what that does for your appearance.

Speaking of ugly people and weddings—I would pay someone 100 American dollars to find me a single pictured married couple where the man is more attractive than the woman. Actually, I don’t have 100 dollars. But I do have 100+ pictures of guys who couldn’t even be bothered to tailor their pants for their wedding day,…

Indiana Katie had the best makeover. All the other lip colors were just ok to kind of off.

I can see Chopped, and when Mystery Diners is on that’s totally acceptable, but the ads for Guilty Pleasures/a recipe that’s like 50% butter? RUDE

I don’t understand. That’s torture. It’s like watching porn if masturbation were impossible... Wait, people would definitely do that.

Almost completely unrelated, some sadist at my gym leaves it on the food network all day. Also unrelated, cigarette tv ads are illegal, can’t we do something about fast food ads?

I feel you, no judgment. But when things are harder to change (like body shape, etc.) remember life is too short to get hung up on appearances.

I’m sorry.

Just don’t shave it because literally no one notices. I used to hate all of the hair on my body (sans head) and it’s very freeing to just let it go and say fuck it.

You should’ve just stopped at “don’t shave.”

No, putting my foot down, not the same. **sits in a bath all day wasting water**

Most of these kittens (and all kittens) come from feral cats.

URGH CAN WE JUST GET RID OF HUMANS WHO BROUGHT CATS OVER IN THE FIRST PLACE AND LITERALLY RUIN EVERYTHING?

If men abuse verbally/emotionally, they excuse it by saying “I never laid a hand on her.” If they hit her, they may say, “I’ve only hit her with an open palm.” If they beat her, they may say, “Well she hits me too.” Educating people on what is actually abuse could help, although it is a huge struggle.

Or will try to leave at the first sign, only to be killed while doing so.

I have a very very minor shellfish allergy that took me a while to realize because it isn’t hives or anything, just extreme nausea/horrible stomach pain. So I’m glad you watch out because even though it wouldn’t be immediately obvious, I definitely would be suffering later.

I got my hair braided in cornrows in 1st or 2nd grade (heavily influenced by me wanting to be like my friends who were all black). My mom stopped it half way because it looked so bad with my jet black hair and snow white scalp.

Hey, you do you, but don’t trash other brides. It’s not like any of this (even white dresses) are really that traditional—unless you got sold for a goat.

Our “crazy lawsuits” are way overstated. The most common examples (hot coffee from McDonalds) are actually usually way more legit than people give them credit for. Or if it is an actually ridiculous lawsuit (praying over fajitas) then people lose the case.

I always assume if it’s frozen it will never go bad.