I’m jealous. I was a vegetarian in elementary school and they gave me meat but told me “just not to eat it.” I was like, you’re ruining the whole point (I was trying to save animals).

Assuming they thawed it in the refrigerator, and then put it back in the fridge after cooking, I would be ok with this—granted that the meat hadn’t come from an animal that had been dead for 5 years.

THESE STORIES ARE SO TAME. I’m just going to have to share my friend’s story, because I’ve never been in a relationship (check your privilege, non-asexuals/people who have the ability to be loved).

I’m pretty sure it’s a cat that was too fat to exercise (weight would hurt their feet) so they had him/her work out in water.

Yeah, like 99% of the pizza eaten here is New York style. Deep dish is still good but you honestly can’t go wrong with bread, cheese, meat and tomato sauce.

I’ve heard men say they don’t like feminist ideas unless they’re framed only as women gaining something, not men losing anything. Then my head went into a rage explosion because OMFG do you not realize how many people you have to exploit and screw over just so you can eat strawberries or have cheap clothes?! And you…

“I want my daughter to be a well-developed human being, and my wife to be an object that caters to my needs.” —The majority of men, apparently.

**sigh** Stunning. As much of a feminist as I am, I still cannot get over the fact that I was never (or never will be) pretty.

Even the treatment options today aren’t great... just sad all around.

Then just say, “Why cover your skin ever?” Then quote this article and say, “...women’s depilatory practices…reinforce the view that underpins all the body-changing procedures, from make-up application to cosmetic surgery: that a woman’s body is unacceptable if left unaltered.”

Yeah, but I find that problematic. It’s like when people say, “Oh you think you were fat in high school wait until you get older” instead of addressing that it’s problematic as fuck to hate your appearance.

That’s fine, although I can’t get into his romcoms with old ass men, Bananas seems like it’s funny. No, I can take defenses of his films, but not of his, uh, scandals? That seems way too tame of a word.

The only thing worse than Woody Allen movies are the people who feel the need to defend Woody Allen. Things like, “He never adopted Sun Yi!”, “Mia Farrow used her mind control!” or “Theres nothing wrong with hitting on a girl once she’s turned 18!” I can stand the thought of a famous piece of shit, but I can’t stand…

Because no matter how young I am, my eyes will never naturally be metallic purple, or my lips that perfect fun cherry red that I want them to be to show my personality. Also—most foundations have sunscreen in them, which is actually better for your skin (and future appearance).

Yes, the best reason not to wear makeup is because it will make you uglier in the future. Awesome priorities.

I was just about to post that. Also to link to our sister site Gawker on “toxins” because I roll my eyes when I hear either of them. http://gawker.com/the-food-babe-…

As long as it works as an anal lubricant we’re best friends.

Yeah I don’t think anyone’s problem with the guy had anything to do with him not knowing about Jezebel or Gawker.

I personally chill. I actually love to vacation in places I know well because I used to live there and then I travel alone. I hit up my usual haunts and hang out with friends I haven’t seen in a while. It’s absolutely fantastic if you’re struggling with something (a recent breakup, uh... other things) because it takes…