Did you plan on buying a used Mercedes F1 car before this?

Agreed, it is demented but this is also the electorate who had to put in “protest votes,” to show the DNC...something. People are that petty and self centered that yes they would totally vote 3rd party or abstain because of something that asinine then show up at a rally the day after mandarin mussolini’s re-election…

I mean, his top speechwriter targeted a guy with 1500 followers for harassment only yesterday...but go off.

1. I would happily vote for Warren over any candidate right here and right now. That said, the Slate did an exceptional article on why she can’t get traction from voters.

It does but this is about the PRINCIPLE 

Here’s my 2011

Can you vape crack?  Because this car would be perfect for a crack vape-pen. 

That color is rare. I’ve never seen a red WRX before.  I was almost going to click NP, but the lack of odometer reading, and that story about the military, too suspicious.   That’s too bad.  The car looks clean otherwise.

Slightly related - when I was a kid, my grandparents owned a hardware store and small engine repair service back in Detroit... you know, back before there was a Home Depot on every other corner. Anyhow, my grandpa swore that there was nothing that couldn’t be fixed with some WD-40. He used that shit for pretty much…

I mean seriously, what can’t this thing do?

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

I do love the 2005 Mustang. It was the first “retro-modern” car that actually got the formula right, and honestly, the only other one that works is the Challenger. All other attempts (like the PT and T-bird you mentioned) just felt like a late ‘90s car dressed up for Halloween as a 1940s or 50s car, and not very well.…

By the time I read everything, only about half of the car pictures had loaded, but 13(!) individual ads loaded for a pretty fancy woodchipper. So I am left thinking that a woodchipper was the most important thing of the last 15 years.

Mazda 3 Electric Hot Hatch is the correct take, here. 400-ish AWD horsepower from a 3 would absolutely rip.

Sedans, wagons, and vans all exist. 

I grew up in Michigan and daily drove a Triumph TR-7 on winter tires. You don’t need an SUV.

Electric Boxster would 1000% be better than the Tesla Roadster
Electric Mazda 3 would 1000% be better than the Tesla Model 3
Electric Accord would 1000% be better than the Tesla Model S

I *might* concede the Transit.

Just in time for cross-promotion of my new book The Bridges of Disaccord. 

The happiest cars ever made!

Hey, at least the sprite is always happy to give it a try