lol fuck

 Why heat the entire car?  Because SOME of us are busy heating the entire planet, Kristen.  Sheesh.

“Missed” implies I didn’t see it.

Manual DB7 Volante.

The 6 does have more rear legroom. The CX5 doesn’t really offer too much of an upgrade to the 3 in that department.

She is feeling some pressure to get something “more responsible”

I found this S60R in red with the coolest shifter of modern mass-produced performance cars for sale not far in Connecticut with pretty low miles for half your budget. I would scoop it up and raise hell in it, if it were me, though I think keeping an eye out for a good V70R isn’t a bad plan, either.

”chief technical compliance officer Mark Chernoby“

My father managed to squeak by the age requirement in Texas this year. He said that he seriously doubted he could pass the driving test. I asked him whether he thinks he is still safe to drive and he of course said “Yes”.

No.  It means the Camery isn't the most boring car ABOVE the road.

*Record Scratch*
*Freeze Frame*
Yup that’s me.
You’re probably wondering how I got here...

I saw one on Craiglist list recently. $4300, he knows what he has

Shame they lost the Crazy Jump combo...that would’ve been a Class S license for sure.

He must have jumped that thing 50 yards!

Ok, flying boomer. 

“45th US President.” For the rest of my life, no matter what else happens, that will remain true. I think I need a drink.

My first thought: the seats or seat tracks (or maybe something as stupid as a wiring harness) are somehow non-symmetrical; therefore, the drivers seat is not interchangeable with the passenger. To save a buck, Honda used the same seats but swapped their positions in the RHD Japanese car.

So you’re saying that Americans aren’t really bothered by sexual creeps?

I think that was her magician’s assistant outfit, hence the shiny.

That was her “magician’s assistant” attire for Michael’s “Magnificent Doctor Presto” performance.