I was.

I thought it was an iconic comedy foursome lineup at the end there - but then I snorted when Beck Bennett came out and Kenan quickly shoved him off and took his place. Such a well done bit. And Kenan deserved to stand up there too! He’s been in comedy for AGES now. Good for him.

Yes. “Now and forever at the winter garden theatre!” Is permanently burned into my brain. 

“A few ex-husbands ago...”

Well, aren’t you a rare bitch. #teaminlaws

Thank you. <3 It’s tough sometimes, but life isn’t always about ME, you know? I’m very fortunate that I have a close relationship with my now grown kid, and we spend a lot of time together and enjoy one another’s company. And all that means more to me than where he might spend his time on any certain day of the year.…

Several years ago my high school aged son was planning to spend Christmas with his dad and his grandparents who live out of state, so John and Annie, my married couple friends, graciously invited me to spend the holiday weekend with them so that I wouldn’t be alone. My friends also invited John’s parents, his brother…

My parents divorced when I was 6 and by the time my siblings and I were in our teens, our visits with him had become fairly infrequent. So we were all excited when our grandmother invited him over for the holidays.

I don’t know why I have such a deep dislike for this whole Cats situation.

The last few years, my mom has made sugar cookies using her excellent collection of cookie cutters, and my brothers and I have decorated them with an assortment of sprinkles. No icing, just colored sugar and sprinkles for our designs. The trouble is, we’ve been upping our game each year, and it’s gotten to the point…

While I total agree that the quality has gone downhill. It was nice to be a to get my daughter one and add the hearing aid and glasses..

They did the same shit to Gillibrand earlier in the cycle over how she ate fried chicken and to Harris because she put hot sauce on greens—which is the fucking standard way to eat greens—and she was called out for pandering because that would make her seen as “more black” or some bullshit (never mind there are no…

Not a single Gattaca gif. How disappointing.

Missy Byrd and Elizabeth Beisel, manufactured complaints against Spilo to convince Kim she had an ally

Why does “me too” have to be “we too” before people are investigated? When will single accusations be heard and treated with respect?

It’s precisely the Tracy Flick quality of Witherspoon that makes Elle Woods work IMO.

You know how many times I see some big ass SUV or Pickup and there’s a tiny woman driving it, alone.  As long as you actually make use of the truck’s main purpose, often, I won’t make a stink.  Most people rarely, if ever, actually use a truck for what it’s meant for and that bugs the shit out of me.

The following is not a funny story. I was a witness.

Not Christmas, but definitely a holiday given the time period. I have never fucked up so badly in a language before or since.

I hate trucks (and SUVs), but at least you plan on doing actual truck stuff with your truck. So many people drive trucks but use them as if they were sedans. I’ve seen business men wearing expensive shirts - with french cuffs - and silk ties driving huge, immaculate pick-ups that they’ve probably never used for…