You can’t watch Drag Race for 12 years and NOT want to be able to do a split! 

I say “I’m a very sexy baby,” about once a week. 

Two shitty narcissists get married and everyone is surprised that they suck.

To be fair, that was a long time ago. I can’t judge someone today for how they were when they were 13. 

JOANNE TUCKER?!?!

You forgot,

Sounds like cops. Hmmmm. 

Or you could read The Crossing by, Gary Paulsen.

Also 37 year old woman obsessed with Katya. I relate to her struggles with anxiety. I saw her show and did a meet and greet. Both experiences were amazing. She is my patron saint of oddity.

My mom does this ALL THE TIME. She picks a fight and then plays the victim when I fight back. Then I get emails and calls from my dad telling me how I’ve upset my mother and what a terrible daughter I am. When I try to talk about her behavior she changes the story and makes me feel like I’m the crazy one and nothing…

I’m also fond of, “wasn’t he also Viggo the butch?” 

Were you in New York in the late nineties/early 2000’s? Commercials for Jeckyl and Hyde starring the Hoff and Sebastian Bach in the titular role, still plays in my head at random times

Yes. “Now and forever at the winter garden theatre!” Is permanently burned into my brain. 

maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s clinical  depression.

I am no Pete fan. But man I fucking hate when candidates are ripped to shreds because of how they eat something. Campaigns have been ended over styles of eating (How Miranda eats a bagel), choice of hobbies (Kerry wind surfing) and even weird excited noises (Howard Dean). I don’t care how you eat a food. What the…

As a Jew with a brother who was born with a horrible genetic disorder that has basically ruined his life, I’m not so sure it’s such a bad idea. Thanks to my parents my brother was born with USHERS syndrome and bi-polar disorder. He will eventually go completely blind and deaf. I got stuck with clinical depression and…

It’s too late for a Widow movie. They should have made this one ten years ago! I have lost interest in the character.

I’ve spent the last two years as a sahm (not by choice). Lemme tell you. This shit IS emotional labor. I am constantly putting on a “good face” for the well being of my kiddo and my husband. For his family and for my kids teachers. Always the smiling, happy, ready to please mom of ____ and wife of _____.  By the…

I haven’t read any books by Dessen or any of the female YA authors listed. Now I will never read their books. Congrats ladies. Who’s the “fucking bitch” now?

I didn’t know Spicer was on the show. I hope future history books write about this administration as the circus embarrassment it is. None of these people had or have any right to government positions and have even less of a right to try and capitalize off whatever time they spent in it. That he sees himself as a…