It's 95% organic and 100% natural so EOS balms do have expiration dates and yeah, you don't get them wet or leave them in moist places or they'll mold. We sell these where I work and this lady was like, "my daughter's went through the wash and now it's molding, is that normal?" and I almost face-palmed.

It's 95% organic and 100% natural so EOS balms do have expiration dates and yeah, you don't get them wet or leave…

For really real though? Some kids really are gifted. Some kids really are more intelligent than the others. In the school board I grew up in, all kids get tested with the same test in public school regardless of demographic and gifted classes happen or don't regardless of parental pushing or how much they believe their…

Even if it wasn't a child, if a stranger is starving and thirsty and you offer to help them, then have intercourse with them, the sex is coercive at best.

If you are picking up women at a playground, probably best to ask their age.

An average is an average. There is no other "real average."

Amen. The last couple times my wife and I had company, we made a big tray of roasted veggies: parsnips, potatoes, leeks, carrots, celery, red pepper. Olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic powder (eyeballed/to taste). Roast around 400 until done. Both times our guests asked us for our "recipe" (and both sets of guests are…

Dammit! I missed this one!

I once joked with a friend that I should write a cookbook called ROAST THAT FUCKER!, which boils down to "You basically cannot fuck up any vegetable if you large dice it, put it on a sprayed cookie sheet, cover it in spices, and stick it in an oven at 350."

People who are doing it because of some moronic fad diet can enjoy a nice repast of dicks. But other than that, I'm cool with picky eaters as long as they're up front about it. I don't want to serve anybody food that tastes like shit to them.

They're not though, because they're not the ones you have to plan every meal around to be boring as fuck.

I don't necessarily disagree with you, but the difference seems to be that when I am having lunch with a picky eater, I can judge and shame them silently without actually making an annoyance of myself, while they seem to fall all over themselves to whine about the inside of the cherry tomatoes being too slimy or how…

I guess I've just been too out of touch to follow this situation. I'm really upset if she's been taken advantage of. To me, abusing the elderly is one of the worst crimes (nearly as bad as crimes against children). We'll all be old someday if we're lucky, it'd be smart to start promoting a culture which protects the…

Adults who care about other adults eating habits are equally as annoying.

I am so down with zucchini, but to claim that there is no preparation between washing and consumption doesn't seem fair. Or maybe I should start eating zucchini in a similar fashion to bananas?

One story says she's fine and coherent, other stories I've heard says she had a stroke and is going both blind and deaf. This entire story of "finding" the new book is just very fishy to me and I'm glad the state of Alabama is looking into this.

The peeling isn't really the bottleneck that causes so many of us to not eat healthy fruits and vegetables - it's the actual cooking process. Cooking, while a fun pastime, can for those of us who aren't experienced and knowledgeable often be harrowing, time-consuming, and produce wildly varying results. An Adequate…

I will say this: It's better than Fifty Shades of Grey.

The Mango & Pomegranate ones don't have any minty-ness. I assure you because I HATE the tingly feeling on my lips. They aren't for like, chapped lips, but they're great for everyday moisture and for layering under lipstick.

The Mango & Pomegranate ones don't have any minty-ness. I assure you because I HATE the tingly feeling on my lips.…

Most teenagers who do like, the school shootings and other big acts of violence usually already had a history of violent behavior, sometimes a criminal record. It's very rare for a teenager to act relatively good and then suddenly snap and kill someone.

My daughter was trying out biting as a behavior. My wife (as the main recipient) after about the third time, put my daughters finger in her mouth and gradually bit down, until she saw the eyes widen and start to well up.