Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…

Why not just ask directly? If the answer is "no," fine. And if it's "yes," better. I have yet to run into a company that wouldn't just answer that directly.

Hammond suffered brain damage following a 280 mph car crash on a Top Gear shoot in 2006. When he returned to the show after months of recovery, Clarkson asked him if he was "a mental" now, and May asked if he "dribbled." The BBC had to apologize again.

The fact that he offends is why I watch. I like that he pokes those sensitive people and gets them irritated.

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

My husband, not overly sentimental, says to me on Sunday "Aww, did you see that latest proposal video? It's cute."

How to make a proposal all about you 101

Siblings are a good introduction to the unfairness of life.

I'll have what the monster's having.

My sister biting me hard enough to draw blood was when I learned life wasn't fair. I was five or six at the time. Biting my sister would have of course rated a spanking and being sent to my room until it was time to leave for college (and my parents very rarely spanked). My sister got stuck back in her crib for a…

Back in my NYC nanny days, I was carrying a very upset toddler up to bed (her mum and sis were out of town and she was miserable). She stopped crying for a moment and laid her head on my shoulder, and just as I was breathing a tantrum-is-over-sigh-of-relief, she chomped my collar bone with all her might. I yelled…

Probably because no one expects it to happen. The child doesn't expect Mom to scream. Mom doesn't expect to be bitten on the butt. The casual onlooker doesn't expect any of it. Also, a little kid biting an adult's butt unexpectedly is comedy gold!

According to my parents, I bit my dad exactly once. He screamed bloody murder — on purpose — and I never did it again!

I have a scar on my knee from my child—my whole family was playing street hockey; the kid and I were on the same team and running with the puck—she accidentally spoked me with her stick and I wiped out pretty badly. The knee took the brunt and is still a bit painful (from Thanksgiving) but I kind of hope the scar…

Haha! My niece did that to my sister when she was about 3. My sister was doing something at the counter, and my niece walked up to her, wrapped her arms around her, and bit her on the butt. My sister screamed and dropped what she was holding, and my niece burst into tears. It's still one of the funniest things…

Ha! my youngest bit me on my belly and my knee-jerk reaction was to punch him in the head(not so hard, but it made him cry) I apologized profusely while trying to hold back the laughter.

Natural consequences, kid!!

LOL. I bit my mom on the thigh once when I was 3 and she was on the phone. Never has a toddler flown so far and so fast across a room. I am a relatively stable adult so no harm done :-)

That McDonald's entry to start us off was exCROOOSHiating.

I'm so glad the baby punting story ended with the parents apologizing.