It’s always been an entirely unsustainable process, from the time the railroad industry and the improvements in food processing began allowing for the large-scale transport of perishable goods.

Why is this not starred a thousand times over?!

This gif made me laugh until I cried. Thank you!

After spending the day arguing with Patrick Kane fans about recent developments, this totally turned my night around.

Ha, I can beat that. I went to a conference in Ottawa, Ontari. A group of us went hunting for food, and since one of us was from Texas we got roped into trying a local Tex-Mex place. The salsa was ketchup. Not. Joking.

Wow, that’s incredibly sad. Given the problems the Secret Service has had recently, however, they damned well should be following their own rules for ensuring the safety of the President.

I used to get them aaaaaaall the time, then discovered a giant cyst on my fallopian tube. I haven’t had one since that was removed. Might be worth an ultrasound...

Because Saturday?

Do it. DOOOO IIIIIIT! My mom’s nickname for my dad was Hon, short for Honey. (I didn’t know it wasn’t my dad’s actual name until I was around 7.) She would wander through the mall looking for him, calling “Hon! Hon!” every time we went shopping.

Michelle Moran writes great historical fiction! My favorite is the one about Madam Tussaud.

You need to meet the greyhound people. We’re...special.

I’m assuming that this many corgis near that much water would open some sort of kraken vortex?

I think employers either “get” ethical and responsible management or they don’t. There doesn’t seem to be any grey. There outta be a law...

So totally horrible. Those are the people you want to report. Though that rarely ends well, either.

Oh god, those people are monsters. They probably think all their employees are their friends. No, not possible. Ugh. I remember being hugely uncomfortable when my boss asked me to watch her cat while she was out of town. I thought it was totally inappropriate, and like I couldn’t say no. Kids? Insane.

My twin cousins are both in recovery from heroin addictions, going on close to fifteen years each, now. They were long term addicts who bottomed out multiple times. I hope your daughter can eventually do the same.

I am so incredibly sorry. My mom died of lung cancer nine years ago, and we did home hospice. My dad died of pancreatic cancer two years ago, and he was in a hospice facility. Both of them died very soon after diagnosis, just a few months.

Oh my god, did you marry into the Dahmer family?!

Darn. I was really impressed with how subtle that was. :)

Assuming you’re a man, so...nice humblebrag.