my understanding, now and when all of this was happening, was that she was saying that being a stripper is no more or less slutty than making and/or profiting from a sex tape, posing for playboy, whatever other sex/nudity related stuff people call out kim for. like, her point was, ‘hey khloe (or kanye)— if i’m a slut…

It'd be nice if any of that intellect came through in her public persona. She doesn't appear to be a deep thinker. She's just a lucky woman with great management.

all girls are real girls.

I prefer to think of it more as Beyoncé covering Dolly Parton, who wrote it in 1973 and recorded it first.

I’d argue that the most contempt is reserved for Americans.

Sounds divine. Thank you for your hospitality. 🌱

Well, since you’d be the sane ones, come on over.

Is there room in your country for about 125 million of us?

Well and the food isn’t unhealthy either, the zucchini’s not deep fried for one. Sure there’s some cheese and oil in there... but people are so fucking afraid of food these days, they forget that those things are actually good for you in moderation!!

yeah I almost felt bad for her....almost

I think...my heart stopped. I was already dead when he said her name but when she actually came out on stage...how was this even possible to setup? Why would she agree to this...

I can’t believe I’m seeing people actually hating on Gaga here. Fuck you guys. She did great.

Great performance and then she got fucking robbed by the boring-ass Bond theme. WTF?

“Jenner is a ‘secondary reality television personality’ who has received criticism from disability rights groups and African-American communities.”

#teamKylieMinogue

#TeamMinogue. Also, if you ever get the chance to see her live, do it. Her voice is so much more substantial than recordings.

It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?

The Weeknd low-key dying was the best part of this.

In the words of They Might Be Giants, “You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older, and now you’re even older, and now you’re even older. You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older, and now you’re older still.”