I was once told that the shape of your brows as a child is the best shape for your face. That made so much sense to me because duh, God wanted us to be beautiful but then I remember how I hit puberty and my brows decided they wanted to be reunited.

She looks the exact same age in both photos, but in general losing twelve pounds is not going to make most adults over 30 look younger. Losing a massive amount of weight (not 12 lbs) will generally make you look older, though.

I immediately thought Megan Fox.

Yes. A Persian lady. Persian ladies in their late 50s and 60s with massive blowouts are keepers of eyebrow secrets. They always give you the Absolute best eyebrows that suit your natural brow and your face shape. IDK what it is, but when I’ve veered from seeing my Iranian Eyebrow Queen(s) I have humbly slunk back…

Well, if it was between seeing THAT naked a few times a month or not having a billion gazillion dollars, I think many people would close their eyes and imagine their next million dollar shopping spree.

I feel like this cover might have done even more damage.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

You should have said - while waiting for her to reach the dogs - “By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how much that thrills me.”

This is gonna be really good. I love that Wintour is allowing herself to be on camera more and more these days. Actually, it’s making her look really good: Less bitch, more boss.

We’re currently watching your election right now, I don’t know how much more disappointed we can be

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

I like to insult them, but truly there’s nothing like a cheap diner patty melt covered in processed cheese product

AH I am excited. In case anyone’s forgotten about Mark Ronson’s collab with Amy Winehouse:

Other than ham and cheese sandwiches (grilled, maybe with Country Crock) it doesn’t look like you could make a meal with the fridge contents.

The sheer amount of Kraft singles is by far the most disturbing thing in that series of instagrams #cheeseghazi

Okay I am losing sleep over those lips because as a ghostly pale person, I will never be able to rock a dark purple like that. On me it looks goth, on her it looks chic as fuck.

Ya, that's what I said. :D

I have often said, when the time comes for my pets and others’ to leave us, that the only consolation is that life gets so much easier. It doesn’t make us miss them less, or have loved them less. I understand the relief. They enrich our lives while they’re with us, and they free us when they leave us. It’s possible to…

Yes:( Just one of the many stomach-turning things I learned while taking a grad class on caring for people with developmental disabilities. The awesome thing I got out of those studies was being assigned a buddy from the regional center to chill with every Thursday. His name was Jed and he was just about non-verbal,…