It always makes me think of the Matrix. Specifically this sweater:

That is a disturbing quantity of small teeth.

It’s true that his being regressive and a control freak do not make his policies far right. They were far right on their own. I guess if you want to compare what is far-right in Canadian politics to what is far right in other countries, you could paint him as relatively moderate. However, compared to other Canadian…

Hey, we had our dark times. This is the pendulum swinging back from the far-right. Sometimes it has to get really, really bad before a generally comfortable and happy population remembers what their actual values are. People have to get angry enough for huge shifts to occur. Being so friggin’ passive and docile, it…

Hopefully they’re able to capitalize their time in office. They gotta realize they were a punishment vote.

With a NDP government.

Southern Alberta is Canada’s Texas, leave the rest of us out of this.

So there are like 5 white people who can rap and two of them are Beastie Boys. None are Canadian.

I’ve got two azalea bushes in my backyard. One is named “Iggy” and the other one, which gets more sunlight, is named “Ms. Banks.”

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

When I read this, I merged them into MRSA which is kind of perfect. Men's rights activists, methicillin-resistant staph infections... tomayto, tomahto, amirite?!

See, I thought the point of science versus religion is that your heroes AREN’T literal gods, and can make small, trivial mistakes without everyone screaming that their life is over.

I still love him, even if he knows dick about cat dick.

i think i just lost my breakfast

Or void of a soul?

It's so nice to have a PM who doesn't look constipated all the time.

“That’s bad.”

If anything, that penthouse is cursed with bad taste.

Noticed that giant Excedrin carton sculpture in the living room. Perfect for the giant mortgage headache you’d have after purchasing this place.