Spice Girls. No question. Spice up your life.

I’m going to take this opportunity to make a shameless plug for a good cause. I’m working with the 25,000 tuques movement, whose aim is to provide every one of the 25,000 refugees (and beyond, we’re actually expecting 60,000 Syrians by the end of 2016, and more in the following 2 years, this is in addition to the…

He makes me politically erect.

I got carded to watch a rated R movie. Today is my 28th birthday.

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

At least this jerk told the bride before she put a bird on her head.

“He’s not coming”

Text message: the new Post-It?

That is a beautiful piece of fabric that you have chosen to show, indeed, as are all fabrics. I salute you. Muslin, Jute, Chintzianity, Silkh, Buddcloth, even Satin worshipping, are all part of a broader cloth.

Not crack, sweetheart.

I'll give you a thousand dollars to check out the downstairs too, sweetheart.

Cuddle together for a nap? Yeah, okay. Sleeping together for visits? Fine, as long as you DO NOT TOUCH ME (unless we’re sexing). But on the whole, I reaaaaally would rather be alone much/most of the time.

In the late 80s my mom filed a gender discrimation lawsuit against her employer and won. She bought a beach house with the settlement money. True story.

My husband and I haven’t slept together since our daughter was five. She’s 32 now. Our marriage is still going strong. She finds our sleep choices quite normal.

“Sleeping next to someone is great in theory: you get the benefit of their body heat, cuddles, and someone to throw in front of you if a serial killer comes in the night”

Screw separate beds, let’s talk about totally different wings of a house.

Eh, I got the country wrong. High five to you, Spider-lady!

OMG I DIDN’T EVEN CONSIDER THIS.

That’s an “I can’t feel my face” face if I ever saw one.

OK obviously fuck all of this but also wow, New Zealand has more than one Green MP? Canada can has??