Stuff like this simultaneously fascinates and depresses the fuck out of me.

What is it about certain types of white men who thinks it’s their job to police the behavior of other people, especially POC in public? How about he mind his damn business?

*snort* Good one!

He wishes.

I spent 8th grade sneak-reading crappy Harlequin novels in my desk. I think that’s why I don’t know the various types of clouds that exist but frankly idgaf.

Pauladays

Thank you thank you! The reaper is my latest addition

Exactly AND tattoos cuz I have a Nancy tattoo

This was also me! Luckily, I had a fairly understanding and accommodating fourth grade teacher. She usually just let me be because she knew I already knew the material. One day she lost patience and yelled at me, though. 😳

This reminds me, I’m running late to my “War on Christmas” planning committee meeting. It’s potluck. I’m bringing a salad. Every year we have to come up with new and creative ways to demean the baby Jesus, so any suggestions are welcome!

Oh my god are YOU ME?

YES. My ultimate FU in high school for ignorant teachers who were wasting my time (which was a lot cause I went to school in Texas) was to get out my book and start reading. I feel you lady, never change.

You go girl

The end killed me! The hair flip/shoulder shrug/bitch BYE execution was perfection.

I aspire to this woman’s greatness. And seriously, the stones on that guy who tapped her shoulder... She was reading a fucking book, not watching a slew of YouTube videos on her phone without earbuds. It in no way impacted you, pretentious white dude.

May I go out on a presumption with the clues I get from my friends who are parents?

thank you - hear, hear. ‘Defending’ his choices by justifying the women is offensive (and frankly, those women’s qualifications speak for themselves to anyone who, ahh, read anything about them). ‘It’s 2015’, indicating that the question is out of date and the answer obvious, is the feminist answer as well as the…

I would argue that it’s more feminist to NOT answer “because they’re qualified,” because it should be assumed that they are, otherwise he wouldn’t have appointed them.

Level 6 Lamprey Mouth.

BEST derp face ever. Also high punchability.