I get the feeling this gif is going to come in handy a lot.

As much as it’s even possible for a person to die of vicarious embarrassment, I just did.

More likely than not.

I think the question is if a billion gazillion dollars could buy enough eye bleach?

Everything is exotic when you’re high...

Amen! I don’t trust people who won’t admit that they like them. Those people are lying liepants-wearing liars. Everyone likes them. Fact.

I have learned a lot about various people in my life by snooping through their fridges.

As a fellow ghostly pale person with what a well-meaning department store cosmetician once called “cute little baby lips”, I am losing sleep over the SHAPE of her lips. They are GLORIOUS!

I’m still in the greys, and even I know that the answer to that is “no”, even when it involves only a vague hint of a lack of consent. It makes me afraid to comment at all sometimes in case something I say gets taken the wrong way, but I am throwing caution to the wind today! ;)

It is true that he has better access to healthcare than the majority of people out there, but that is only one part of it. You say that “There’s no reason he can’t get help”, but it’s not just about having access to treatments. In order to actually receive care, he either needs to acknowledge that he needs it and seek…

Totally agree. I read the abstract and scanned the rest of it, and it seems to me the paper is asking “why” in the context of “There are a number of reasons this could happen but which one(s) specifically is it?”, as opposed to “There is no reason for women to live post-menopause so why do they?”, which is the tone I…

The sad thing is that Yeezy’s monster-in-law will milk this for all it’s worth and have 8 or 9 endorsement deals with personal finance companies/ payday loan purveyors/ debt consolidation organizations by the end of the week. He’ll probably have the whole thing paid off before your next car payment is even due.

I’m surprised the visionaries who produced this video didn’t take advantage of how “nipply” cold temperatures are with inadequate clothing.

I’m sure it’s already been recorded by a band we’ve never heard of working under a label we’ve never heard of and released on 8-track and available for sale only at certain artisan cheese shops in Brooklyn on the fourth Thursday of months ending in ‘y’ between 10 and 11:30am.

I dunno, I think Trump is more like Lotho Sackville-Baggins. He is a ruthless businessman and a bully, and took advantage of the political situation while all the decent people were terrified of Sauron and their strongest fighters were away on the front lines of Mordor.

Rosalind Franklin’s ghost is out there somewhere nodding sympathetically and planning her next haunting.

A little off-topic, but the dude in the “Call on Me” video totally reminds me of Justin Trudeau for some reason.

I read it as an homage to all those clickbait ads that are like “27 year-old stay-at-home mom of two makes $10K a month ...” But if it’s not, it smacks of shade. (Where’s Judge Brown when you need her?)

Ingrid Michaelson is my spirit celebrity.

For what it’s worth, I thought it was as apt a Freudian slip as ever there was!