This just made my skin crawl. Like, full on heebie-jeebies. Well done, Ponies, well done.

Lord Spiderweb and I occupy two different bedrooms on opposite sides of the house. He can work late into the night, and I don’t have to share a closet. No matter how many judge-y assholes look at us askance, I will never go back to sharing a bedroom so long as we can afford a place with two.

Based on his expression, I’m not sure if he loves it or if he is wondering which one of them farted.

I was so excited that you mentioned Trump I didn’t even notice you said Australia. :P

I came here to say that but you beat me to it!

He has the look of a retired cop about him. Or worse yet, a municipal bylaw officer!

Cunnilingus > cumulus anyday!

Home for the Pauladays?

I remember getting in trouble for it in fifth grade, though in hindsight I think it was less about the reading during class and more about the bag of popcorn I had stuck in my desk and was leisurely snacking from while I was reading. :P

Ok we are def not the same person cuz I don’t have a tat. That is so badass! (I like the grim reaper too.)

What we lack in math skills we make up for in having awesome taste in literature. :)

I noticed he didn’t hassle the woman sitting directly in front of him, despite the fact that during this entire clip she talked to the guy beside her, took a panorama, and then was looking at her phone in her lap, and definitely was not giving Trump her undivided attention. I wonder how much of a coincidence it is…

I spent most of fourth grade sneak-reading Nancy Drew books under my desk and giving zero fucks about the actual curriculum.

Tilda Swinton. Need I say more?

In that case, your mom sounds a bit like mine.

That’s rough. I gained a few lbs during my first semester at Uni and when I came home for Christmas the first thing my mother said when I walked in the door was “you look terrible”. For real. In front of my bestie, no less. Mine will also deny that this occurred so it’s a good thing I have a witness.

Did she maybe mean it in the context of you not needing to change your face because you’re lovely as-is, but left that part out?

My mother’s go-to line was “your face is a mess”. The way she said it, you’d think my acne bothered her even more than it bothered me, though not enough to actually make me a doctor’s appointment for it, or to buy me any kind of over-the-counter treatments.

In an attempt to isolate the cause of my persistent adult acne, I sequentially cut out dairy, gluten, and finally soy over the course of six months. Early on in this adventure, I gave up on the pre-made “gluten-free” versions of foods (breads, cookies, etc. etc.) because they did not taste good enough to make up for…

The world needs more servers like you. :)