@Catladypants: Congrats on the baby! And teach her young how to treat cats and she'll grow up to be another cat lover.

@portia-potty: Pretty much! : P

Oooh, we're sharing pics? May I present Millennium Joy (Millie—the torbie) and Harley Dude (the ginger). I adore them.

@missheidilynn: Eeek!!! They are darling, and the hats are priceless.

@ElphabaSkywalker: I don't "collect" cats because I love my own cat too fucking much.

In college, my parents were concerned about the boys I was attaching myself to—all of them seemed to need a mommy more than a girlfriend, and I got hurt a few times.

@token_liberal: Waitaminute...Donny Wahlberg is in this?

AWWWW!!!

I was at a concert a few nights ago, and there was a guy with his jeans rolled up to cropped length, showing off his socks and boat shoes. I thought he looked ridiculous.

Dear World,

@ms.windupbird: You know, I can't even tell you where the Quiznos in my city is located (or if there are any), but I can name at least four Subway locations, including the one within walking distance of my apartment.

The voices are annoying. The kittens are scary-looking. And I prefer Subway, anyway. Eat Fresh!

@The Bitter Librarian: Yeah, you're dying to give them a blow job.

@anna.ftw: Awesome, understanding mamas, for the win!

@chainsawbunny: I was thinking more along the lines of tracing it with my tongue...

@water baby: I am all for sex-positive. My main beef is the disrespectful jokes—there's just no way that's appropriate. But I also believe it's disrespectful to sit in a restaurant and joke about everything on the menu being sexual. It's a fine line, but kids need to know when and where joking about sex is okay, and…

@MiloMinderbender (will sell you shares of the syndicate.): *applauds*

@la.donna.pietra: Even a wizard robe tux! He did used to model, you know.

JAW PORN!! Good lord, he's giving me hot flashes.

@individa: I so agree, and you said it waaayyy better than I did.