@HannahBethD: Ugh, you're such a feminazi boner-killer.

There would come a point where I'd stare the child down and slowly, softly utter the following: "You. Will. Not. Speak. To. Your. Mother. That. Way." Put the fear of God in him, and all that. I just wouldn't tolerate my child saying, "Heh heh, that's what she said" as a response to anything I said to him. He would…

@KrisP: I don't know for sure. I'm just saying, if there isn't, I'm organizing a massive global protest. A Facebook group will be created called "Hollywood Strikes Again! THEY RUINED THE PLUM BOOKS!!"

@anniehall77: It's mentioned down-thread—someone I don't know. I doubt that any actor anywhere can come anywhere close to how I imagine Morelli and Ranger to be in my mind.

@annewithaneee: This could work. Let's hope they get someone good to play her.

@Cyclokitty: It could change (I hope!) but I am imagining this will be a huge clusterfuck. Hollywood fucks everything up. Now, if the BBC got their hands on it...

@LizzieBennet-Darcy: I hearted you back in solidarity, and because your username is THE BEST USER NAME EVER IN ALL CAPS.

Katherine, you're a lovely woman, and I loved you as Dr. Izzy in Grey's. But you are NOT Stephanie Plum, and I don't think you have the chops to pull her off. Please prove me wrong.

@Bunnya69: I'm already thinking that I might not see it, just because I don't think Heigl has half the sass that Stephanie Plum has.

@Hannah: Yeah. Some things just aren't funny.

I have three former students who have sought me out on Facebook. It's kind of sweet to know that they want to keep in touch with me. I'm still early enough in my career and I've never stayed in a job more than two years, that I don't have huge fan clubs, but that's okay.

@Tippi Hedren: Hearted! I just had a lovely compliment about my own breasts yesterday, and I'm still blushing with pleasure.

@tamimiami: I went through a program called TeachLondon. I wasn't actually in London—I told them I'd be happy to be in the countryside, as long as I had a direct rail link to London for weekend visists and whatnot. I ended up in a tiny, tiny town called Burnham-on-Crouch, in Essex County. I was about an hour's train…

@Holy Carp: It is such an amazing city! So much to do, see. I love history, so I was all over that. I've been to Paris and Rome and I loved both, but London just holds a special place in my heart.

You had me at PUT DOWN THE PLEDGE. Awesome job, dkissam!!

@Mekklesack: Well, if this God they believe in is real, I refuse to believe that he'd back them in their reasoning, so..."Divine Smackdown?"

@bluebears: Oy vey. Except that I can't laugh at this "funny uncle." I'm too enraged.

@okeydokeyartichokey: London, indeed.

@noshadowscast: London, and England in general.

Well, England saved my life. London, in particular, but England as a whole is my true love.