The flat earth things he posts are adorable.

Because it would be heartbreaking if we ever lose that childlike sense of wonder. So we go on pretending that there’s adventure ahead. Sadly, there’s usually only superfood. Which sadly, isn’t even putting capes on your carrots and making zoom noises.

You don’t have sympathy for a man who was wrongfully imprisoned? That sounds like a you problem.

Probably the much simpler technique of braiding the hair while it’s wet and then undoing it when it dries.

I think what constitutes “professional” is highly dependent upon the industry you’re in. Lawyers, bankers, finance folks, much traditional “business” workplaces — those are suits or half-suits (aka: suit pants/skirts and blouses for women, or suits pants and shirts but no jackets for men) or go home, period. For most…

Because it INFLUENCED HIS LOVE OF GEOGRAPHY <3 <3

If I were to ever get married I would want it to be to this man. Or someone exactly like him. READING A BOOKS YOUVE READ 8 TIMES ALREADY. God. My heart be still.

^Update: Looks like she actually does have a left foot.

lol i am so embarrassed for anne hathaway. jesus

because knocking people unconscious for no reason is dangerous

and some private schools don’t pay all that great, either, even with crazy high tuition — which is backwards.

IDEK! I’ll be there opening weekend. I’m sure it’s gonna be shit, but it’s my PROBLEMATIC FAVVVEEEEE

After your last image, I... I have to post this:

Holy shit, this is too much fuckedupedness for one story. Needs a male heir? Replacing the person she killed driving drunk? Aaaahhhh!

I can't tell if you're mad they're not more diversified, or if you're accepting of the rationale. There should be more diversity, but if you're making fun of a culture, it makes sense for the cast to reflect that culture. I haven't seen Silicon Valley, but his explanation makes sense to me.

I read this as a warning to all other people like me: don’t say maybe to PTSA secretary because next thing you know you’re the President. Don’t say maybe to seem nicer, y’all.

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

no

I’m not sure if the advance press or trailer are quite capturing the point of this movie - that this woman is a tragically bad singer. They keep humorously (I guess) muting the sound when she sings, except on a couple of random occasions where you do hear her singing and it doesn’t sound that bad. Then there’s a lot…