I don’t know about y’all, but You’re Welcome has been stuck in my head most of the week.

Fuck DSquared and their Dsquaw bullshit

I feel like they’re purposely “teasing” just how bad she is. I think this trailer, moreso than one I saw a couple weeks ago, makes it clear that she’s bad. But the comedy of her atrociousness runs the risk of running thin over the course of a 2-hour movie, best not overdo it in the trailers.

The stereotypical Canadian accent is based off a very particular Western Ontario/central Prairie way of speaking. I have heard many a non-ironic “eh” as far as Alberta.

Unfunny man tells unfunny joke =/= is transphobic/racist/etc

Wouldn’t it be better for everybody if we asked people to make better content and write better jokes, and hold them up at the level of quality, rather than accuse every tone-deaf misstep of hate and prejudice?

This is reaching a Coen Brothers level of hillbilly absurdity.

I saw a pair of $200 socks at J. Crew and laughed my way out of the store and into an outdoors shop where you can buy hefty, adorable merino wool socks that I’ll wear to my grave for $20-30

This is an extreme example, but it’s a fact that many of the women that make up tech companies “quotas” (gag) work in HR, publicity, and like administrative capacity instead of, you know, the tech-y shit.

Can we talk about the fact that the subject is essentially “print plz”? H can’t be fucked to do her own printing?

It just turns carbs into water.

I have a friend whose go-to Starbucks drink is a dirty chai. You can imagine his delight when he was able to order a Dirty Oprah

This is definitely more sad cringe than anything else. Like, shame on you for being unaware, but also, as a person in marketing myself, how FUCKING MORTIFYING for her/her team.

Matt Damon is offensive in a mild mannered, milquetoast, hapless dad kind of way.

Is his celebrity persona just so non-newsworthy that all it takes is a few clumsy yet well-intended blunders for him to become some lame poster-boy for rich white male privilege? Because, seriously, we have bigger fish to fry and he would…

Grew up in a 18 drinking-age province. Went to a music festival in the states when I was 20. Didn’t even cross our minds that we, grown-ass adults, were going to need somebody to boot for us.

Actually, I read an analysis from a dental hygeinist that suggested that oil pulling “works” - but so does gargling water after every meal. Like water, the oil agitates the bacteria in the gumline and rinses it away. It’s not some miracle cure, but it’s better than nothing.

I’ve actually looked into this which is marketed as a “cold sauna” because I just think it would be cool to say I’ve been in a room that was -200 degrees. There’s one at a spa in interior BC, a 2 hour drive from me, and I’m seriously tempted.

I imagine, since she’s just been sentenced, that the 6 year gap also includes the trial?

All downhill, baby. Coming home, on the other hand...