WASN’T THEIR FAULT!

I’ll never not find Busy Phillips being in the mix here hilarious, especially when she said that she and Michelle Williams almost left early to beat the line for the washroom. I find their friendship charming as hell.

It turns out it was actually White House adviser Stephen Miller.

yeah, while Miss Charity was very charming, I was hoping Colbert might ask Glover about need for a white translator on his own show.

Guests like Donald Glover make me wish Stephen Colbert were a bit better interviewer. I like Colbert’s personality and the Colbert Report persona was perfect, but he can be a superficial interviewer. With somebody like Jimmy Fallon, you know know you’re getting superficial chitchat for eight minutes, and his guests…

Was raised Catholic. Have a priest uncle (with a PhD equivalent degree he got from the Vatican). Did not know this. AM LIVID.

He’s only made one STELLAR movie and that movie is “Jackie Brown”

I went to an all girls Catholic HS and revered the nuns. When I discovered the disparities- priests are given a stipend just for freaking existing, nuns have to earn their own money; priests can retire however they wish, nuns need to live with family or in a convent home - I went ballistic. My favorite nun lamented…

As someone who grew up Catholic (but now wouldn’t set foot in a church if the rest of the planet were lava), the way the Church treats nuns has a far-reaching effect that goes beyond just those nuns. It’s ingrained in your consciousness from an early age that the priests are superior. They’re saying mass. They wear…

I disagree. I found a box of Thin Mints in the freezer I’d forgotten I’d stashed a few weeks ago and actually started tearing up a little I was so happy.

That was Isaac Mizrahi, who is obnoxious most every day, but yeah, the idea of “I’m gay so it’s OK that I grope you because it doesn’t really mean anything and aren’t I funny?” is a category unto itself.

Fuck your Tagalongs. I’m all about that Samoa action. Also, the white ones are severely underrated. Savanah Smiles apparently. Thin Mints are overrated af.

If you must spew, spew into this....

Well, he’s not done reading it.

Also, of course barf lands on the floor and not the newspaper.

“You are happiness,” Seacrest tells Ripa before kissing her on the head.

“You are happiness,” Seacrest tells Ripa before kissing her on the head.

“I can’t imagine him being sexual,”