Highway to the donger zone.

If this was an Air Force pilot, one could argue he was merely living up to the USAF fight song. You know...

Mr. Kelly, you said that the defendant threatened that if you didn’t, and I quote, “stick things up your butt, he would rape your butt until the room stinks and then he would eat your butt and his son’s butt until his stomach was... full of butt...”

Ajit Pai is a dirty butt full of more dirty butts (which are also full of dirty butts).

If he had his way. He would be the used needles which washed up on the Jersey shore in the eighties.

The current exchange rate is 0.0088 Dave Francos = 1 James Franco.

Oh I’ve known since college why I can’t get a date...

Because now that they don’t have Obama to blame for their problems, they’ve realized that their lives just suck and their savior Trump can’t or won’t do anything to fix it. So they’re just losing their shit.

Come on, now. This is probably a promising young man, who was a leader on his tennis team in high school, who just made a mistake. We should listen to his tearful apology and thank him for his candor and willingness to grow. I’d hate to see his bright future tarnished by his mistakes as a child.

You, I like.

Who said anything about having sex? Deep Space Nine is on, I’m watching Deep Space Nine.

Ah, come on dude. Just be happy that the person you intended to happily live out your days with, doesn’t treat you like a punching bag, and hasn’t murdered you.

This dude had a wife, I can’t get a date but this crazy mofo had a wife who he murdered. The worst thing I would do is make my woman Netflix & Chill to season 6 of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Thoughts & Prayers.

Many innocent men, women, and children have been put to death in that great democracy called the USA for crimes they were not guilty of. I have no respect for American justice especially when black people are being judged by it.

Whaaaaaaat? Dr. Strange was not mediocre.

I have never in my life done or something, good or bad, that “neither reflects my values nor who I am.”* Even if it was not cool, what I do or say reflects who I am in that moment. That’s not to say that I sometimes haven’t regretted what I said or did and apologized for it, but it’s not like I had an out of body…

This is what gets me about victim-blamers and deniers. If Terry Crews can be put in a situation like that, why is it unbelievable for women to be in a situation where they can’t say no or fight back?  

I am surprised an actual nurse did this. I thought this was gonna be about some untrained alternative practioner doing shit.

Yeah, but why? For god’s sake, total noobs deliver babies at home. They are already at a freaking hospital full of medical professionals. This is mindbogglingly stupid. I can't imagine how much that hurt.

Sounds like they were trying to delay things so the doctor could get there?