Iiiiiit....freaks me out so bad that some people actually believe that shit (mostly about periods ‘n stuff, but still).

Yeah. This isn’t a hard one to call. The first is worse. If only because it make Texas look like a Handmaid’s Tale dystopia. Like ... I didn’t know that the segregation of the womenfolk was a core Texan value.

That was about my reaction upon first seeing the video as well.

Gawd. This mass hysteria over nothing is really exhausting.

Well....

Well said, that is my favorite passage from the bible.

It’s cool. It happens :)

Agreed.

Okay, first of all, it’s a joke about tacos being great. And second, I don’t need you to explain this to me. I am Mexican.

As a native Texan, I prefer this:

seriously. my assailant is the most pathetic, pathetic-looking, nerdy douchebag in the world. (in typing this, i just realized he looks like mikey from recess and i need to go think about my life)

Whoever wins, we all lose...

isn’t my house classic? the columns date back to 1972

As any cultured woman will tell you, "horses sweat, gentlemen perspire, and ladies merely glow."

The most important thing from that clip is actually the fact that fucking Paul Rudd doesn’t seem to age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF

Eh? That’s not what I said. I was only referring to the taco eating part. Also, joke :)

But what are we coming to take? The bathrooms? The bathroom stalls? Their off-center stars and abysmal graphic design skills?

Really, the “come and take it” call harkens back to the “Texas Revolution” days. They made up a flag with the black star on it and (in the original image) a picture of a cannon that the Texans dared the Mexican Army to try to take back. It’s still used a lot in the cross-border/anti-immigrant rhetoric down there, or…

In Texas, the people who were “coming and taking it” were Mexican, trying to retrieve a canon that they gave to Texas in the first place. More or less. If you ever see it with a thing that looks like a rolling pin - it refers to that canon.

They have no bodily functions because they gladly submitted to a Stepford-esque operation to make themselves into fembots. Like Jesus said in the sermon on the mount, “Blessed are the obedient cyborg wives.”