I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

we sang her our Frozen remix called "Do you want to go to college?"

I hate Kyle. He better get it together now or he is profoundly fucked. My 12 year old stepdaughter asked for a four wheeler for Christmas because her stepdad got one and we sang her our Frozen remix called "Do you want to go to college?" Kyle would've bought the stupid thing and then blamed the outdoor recreation…

Arguing that an underage victim was in control and shares responsibility for her own rape ought to be grounds for a dangerousness hearing when he is due to be released, just like arguing that molestation was done out of love for children and that a prepubescent victim behaved seductively can earn it for a pedophile. …

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that those 14 yr olds are black or Hispanic.

Curiosity, why would someone use real fur (which is probably more expensive) instead of the mass produced fake stuff?

A pivotal moment in U.S. history famously preserved in Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze's "Birth of a Nation":

Do they not realize that what they did was JUST AS BAD as what they're supposedly against? Threatening a woman with a nude photo leak and spewing misogyny is not the best way to protest nude leaks and misogyny, its actually just continuing the problem. What. The. Fuck.

i bet if we zoomed in that teeny tiny space between their lips would be heart shaped and perfect.

Wait, wait, wait, hold the phone, Wiz Khalifa is only 27? God, I hate being reminded of how many people are my age or younger that are astronomically more successful than me.

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

My entire take out from this? Why a sad, pathetic grey haired man is still playing out his college years.

Like Luther. Because Luther > Downton Abbey. I only managed to make it through the first season of Downton and that was only because of Dame Maggie Smith.

I've been hearing about this shit for two days now thanks to my girlfriend, who is goddamned obsessed. She also claims that for some reason, the author refers to Gryffindors or Slytherins as "Gryffindor Hats" and "Slytherin Hats" which bothers me WAY more than it has any right to, like a persistent nail dragging…

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

Time is a Flat Circle so I suggest they time travel back and hire Swingers-era Vince and Tigerland-era Colin. Here is my power point presentation in support of this:

Bro, I know that this is a feminist website, but you are trying too hard.