To me, her “calmness” was very similar to the way a horse trainer speaks to a spooked and dangerous animal. She couldn’t risk setting Officer Triggerhappy off on herself or her daughter.

Last week one of the girls from Teen Mom made headlines when she had her hair styled into dreadlocks. As soon as there was an outcry that this was cultural appropriation the masses of the internet came out to say there’s no such thing as cultural appropriation/ she was just admiring black culture/ PC culture has…

WRONG. FALL SUCKS.

That's why her hair is so big; it is full of unfounded accusations.

Mohamed is going to get closer to the Whitehouse than she ever did. How do those grapes taste, Sarah? A little sour perhaps?

IT FOLLOWS

THANK YOU, DOOR!

Tone policing black women is pretty damn white, and if you don’t want to be lumped in with Miley, maybe don’t engage in it yourself?

Wait, what, is that woman - white? If so, that explains why her azz wasn’t shot at once she exited the vehicle.

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

Legacy protection ain’t easy, eh, Dre?

That was terrible. Sorry.

White people who do awful acoustic covers of rap songs will not be treated kindly by history.

sorry, but the more publicly feminist the man, the more I expect this kind of shit

Mantrum: man throws fit because woman does not instantly seize upon his attention like a barnacle to a slave ship.

Killing your girlfriend is worth ten months?! I’ve been locked into longer gym memberships.

Any snack food, really. It is one of my favorite things about going out to a movie. I come home and find popcorn hours later.

I think a lot of what goes on with guys is just porn overexposure. Lots of deep throat, lots of gagging, and the performers all doing it with a smile. And guys don’t grok that A) those women are pros; and B) there’s a whole lot of lube in those shots.