I get the joke but also if your partner walks away without hearing you out that is not a person that I’d want to be in a sexual relationship with.

I wish more kinksters put their general interests on their profiles.

wtfffffff. this is a thing I used to do in middle school that I had not given any thought to in years. I didn’t stuff them all in my lips and forget about them at the dentist, but springs between your teeth, wedging them in between my two front teeth—-damn, that was some weird shit I did. Now, if I do bite anything…

Good points, but wanted to let you know: “transgender” is not a noun. “Transgender people” “trans women” “trans folk” or whatever is vastly preferable to “a transgender” was murdered or “the transgenders.” You wouldn’t say “a gay was murdered yesterday” at least, not if you wanted to be in any way respectful.

There’s supervision but it’s also not a prison. Yes, kids find ways to have sex with each other, and in this case a dude found a way to rape this girl. I have no emotionsl investment in St. Paul’s, but let’s exclusively put the onus of raping someone on the rapist. “Well the school was co ed and what young man can…

Lol no idea if it’s in widespread usage. I just hate the “real” vs not-not-real distinction when it comes to bio-cocks vs dildoes. sometimes it’s necessary to make distinctions for technical reasons (silicone doesn’t care about your teeth, flesh might) but like if you’re attached to it, we’ re interacting with it, and…

I am dead.

Yep! Strap-on BJs are a thing, and they’re great fun. It’s primarily about the visual, the submission, etc. I honestly kind of like them better because 1) tastes like nothing 2) I don’t have to watch my teeth and 3) there’s more of a performance to it when you don’t have to focus on being careful with someone’s nerve…

omg vomiting on command me 2 kind of.

Okay let me let you all in on a little secret. I don’t recommend it for bio-cocks BUT if you’re strapping it on I just use my teeth all I want and then I mostly don’t gag. Hahahaha none of my partners have known the difference they’re like yeah damn this is so hot and I’m like if…

ok wait though—I’m about to google but I’ll just embarrass myself by asking. Is the 606 new, then? I lived in Humboldt for a while, heard nothing about it, but like in the last two weeks 17 different people have been like “oh yeah the 606 is so great blah blah” but they talk about it really casually like it’s been…

I heard that this line was actually different in the original publication and that the “metaphor” bit was added after complaints in lieu of an apology. Classy.

yes! I never thought I would give up my beloved fb but man, I quit like five or six months ago and it has been magic.

My friends got married near the house and the reception involved a bouncy house and the wedding favors were CDs with original songs written, recorded, and sung by the bride and groom (partner and partner?) The point is, that had a great time, didn’t sell their firstborn to pay for it, and she wore a dress she liked…

Yes, let’s continue wearing ~edgy foreign shit~ to music festivals. We’re actually just doing the brown people a favor.

yeeeeees this this this

also did your doctor read anything or talk to anyone? because people saying “depo makes me feel crazy” is nothing new, and is well-documented. I know there are a small number of people for whom depo is a godsend, but for the rest, can we just stop prescribing? like, let’s try anything else, especially the many BC…

Oh I don’t doubt it. Porn is big, but the way I heard it explained was that SATC made it okay to talk about with your gal-pals. Cause like, you don’t want to admit you’re a slut like all the ladies on porn BUT if you can tell your friends then you can all shame each other into going bare.

I’m all about doing whatever…

I heard that it was Sex and the City that changed the playing field on a large scale.

your nose will suffer tho, be warned. I tried veet this summer, when I had previously nair’ed only my legs, and 1) weird patches were left behind but it was long hair so maybe that’s why and 2) THE SMELL DIDN’T LEAVE MY NOSE FOR DAYS