Now that feather headdresses are on the wane, the conical “rice picker” hat is in. I saw no less than FOUR of these babies on the heads of festival goers at this year’s lollapalooza. (LITERALLY FOUR DIFFERENT PEOPLE)

Depo is a tool of the devil like 93% of the time, and has been pushed (sometimes without consent) to suppress births of people that we think shouldn’t be having babies, because clearly that is a doctor’s choice to make and not a patient’s. Not to mention that sometimes people conveniently forget to mention that the…

yeah but no birth control is 0% either unless they give you a flu shot instead of depo???

really? I was like damn somewhere pro-lifers are declaring her a hero AND using this as evidence for why BC is totally unreliable and should never ever be trusted even a little bit ever.

Same here BUT I will say that my Vidalia Chopper is the best thing ever created ever. I live in a co-op so I cook for five to 15 people on my nights—the vidalia pre-dates the co-op but holy shit 25 minutes of vegetable chopping turns into like, seven minutes. It’s amazing and super cuts into that prep time. All your…

heyyyy it will almost certainly be okay. I’m not a parent but I had a not-great childhood so I pay extra-special attention to my friends with good parental relationships. My best friend and her boyfriend both have really great family relationships. They have obviously fought and disagreed with their parents,…

old women are so gross and the idea of them drinking and having really raunchy fun with their [presumably consenting?] adult children is disgusting af. they need to get back to the kitchen and make cookies, where they belong.

Man that top picture reminds me of how good Elaine Carroll is/was at emulating that 80-year-old-woman-cat-creature look

mostly the idea that someone’s kids would look at a buffet and be like lol no NOTHING HERE WORKS FOR ME AND DEFINITELY NOT THE FOREIGN FOOD made me >_>

I am SO GLAD I’m not the only one who thought this. I was coming to say exactly this.

there’s that thing that buffs your hairs off. you can get it at like, Big Lots. My mom got me one and it was 0% painful but 100% a pain in the ass

yes. the cross country team at my school loved to brag about nature shits because they probably were trying to turn something mortifying into a badge of pride, so you go, 15-year-old-boys.

oh man is kyle me

yeah lolwat. she couldn’t come so you dumped her. (general you, cause I know I’m not replying to chain-chomp)

ugh that last sentence has happened and it is sum bullshit. “omg my penis isn’t enough for you?”

THIS THIS THIS

ah you right you right!

shamefully :(

a while ago I came across (I honestly don’t remember how. I think I was looking into au pair opportunities) a mommy message board that had this WHOLE THING about why you shouldn’t hire a fat nanny/au pair (all while yelling that the board should be a judgement-free space...for their opinions about how fat people are…

it me