Carol is playing the long con, i mean her talking about her husband and being a little den mother.... how many of us watching that dialogue went back to thinking about her killing and burning the two infected bodies back at the prison, killing Lizzie or taking down terminus?

Carol: smart woman..... or SMARTEST woman?

Hospitals make medical treatment too easy and fail to address the real causes of injury and sickness (reckless behavior, unhealthy lifestyle, unwitting exposure to chemical or biological hazards, bad luck, etc.)

Fire departments make things too easy and fail to address the real reasons buildings burn (inadequate building codes, failure to adhere to existing codes, etc.)

I remember this continues to be a huge problem in South Korea. In South Korea, all births must be registered by the government, and the stricter international adoption laws prevent people from sending their children to an orphanage for the sole purpose of being sent abroad. A recent law has stated that international…

Instead of a five-star restaurant, there should be a five-Grandma restaurant.

Four jobs where the person is addressed by their job title:

I went to a wedding where the minister blessed the groom's sperm.

My mother. Who took the opportunity during her toast to give my bride my bronzed baby shoes, saying "This is all I have left to give to you of my Gregory. The rest you've already taken for yourself"

I never should have married the former Mr Crumpett, but I thought I wanted it nonetheless. Ex-Mr C is a misanthrope, and he wanted our wedding to be an elopement to a town in Vermont that had much sentimental value to us both. Then Mama Crumpett said she had to be there, so she and my dad were coming. Then ex-Mr C's…

Apparently my parents' wedding was kind of a shit show. There was a blizzard that day, and my Oma totally bit it walking into the church. The priest was drunk (my dad said he could smell the wine on his breath for the entire 2 hour ceremony (mom's side is Greek Orthodox)). Aaaaand the best man gave this toast:…

My mother-in-law, when my husband's friends told her that she looked pretty, said, "I think I look pretty good for my age. [they nod in agreement] Then how come none of you wanted to fuck me when you were in high school?"

My aunt is very much a free-spirit. She is also very much a fan of white wine. These two factors collided during her son's wedding, when she stripped down and went streaking back and forth across the massive picture windows of the wedding reception venue. Then she ran into the water to "cleanse the blessed union" and…

Who screwed up my wedding? Writer/Director David Mamet (young folks may know him as Zosia Mamet's father). He was filming a movie in my hometown the day of our wedding.

I remember the milk man delivering to our front stoop, where we had a metal insulated box that he would put the milk bottles in. My friend's house had an actual cabinet built into the wall of the kitchen, with a door on either side, that the milk man would put the bottles in. I also remember the (Wonder)bread man,…

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.

Also, this post, picture and gif go so fucking well together.

I was 8 years old when I went into my parent's bedroom one morning while my parents were still asleep and saw my Dad had a boner. I totally freaked out, woke my Mom up by dragging her out of the bed, and called 911 because I thought it was a chestburster from Aliens.