As long as we can all agree that the ‘lesbian’ porn where women horribly finger fuck each other with incredibly long nails while moaning in the fakest way imaginable is THE WORST. Please tell me we can all agree.

Honestly, this 13 year old girl is a hell of a lot more mature than I was at that age. I cringe to think of what might have happened had that been me. Bless her sweet heart.

What your response really should have been:

The “deaf to my child” parents are pretty much the worst, you know why? Because good ol’ fashioned Nature designed our species to give a shit about squalling infants. For years, I would have the sensation of milk letdown when someone else’s child would cry. As social animals, we aren’t inured to the obvious needs of a…

The story of what she went through that night, and the 911 call to back it up are devastating. I didn't know who she was before this happened, but after hearing that and seeing how she's carried herself since I think she's a fucking badass who deserves every penny she can earn after living through it.

I’m not going to begrudge anyone who survived a brutal attack the right to make money from that. She’s profiting from telling her story? I’m cool with that.

I don’t think ANYONE should feel comfortable with the idea of this engine of destruction (oh, sorry, “War Machine”) getting out of jail in 2-5. Not Christy Mack, not the prosecutors, not the American public, not anyone.

To each their own. I fully understand that no story is going to satisfy everyone. Hell, there were people who hated the breadsticks story.

Do you have bedbugs? Have you had bedbugs? Are you poor and potentially have a bedbug infestation? If you answered No, be my guest and try it out. Until then, I will hysteria the fuck out until I can wake up and move about my day without throbbing, itchy welts on my bodddayyy.

I had a bedbug infestation at my old apartment and let me tell you, it was a fucking traumatizing experience. I do not say that lightly—I legitimately had symptoms of PTSD after dealing with that problem. I couldn’t sleep soundly at night because every seemingly-innocuous itch became a bug crawling on me; I would be…

A man who can’t control his dingaling isn’t sexy fun for anyone. Remember guys: A man who won’t control his weenie, letting flail around like a genie, leaving just pee just like a meanie, is probably fucking terrible at sex. That last line got away from me.

It’s called having a “frap”.

Yeah, I figured there was more that we didn’t know. Maybe she is brainwashing them. But with that said, yelling at them and demanding they have a healthy relationship isn’t going to fix it. How arrogant must you be to believe you can just say something and make it true.

Seriously, I don’t care if the kids are actually suffering from brainwashing/parental alienation syndrome or not, the way she spoke to them and treated them was flat-out unacceptable no matter what. She cannot say she was acting in their best interests while simultaneously verbally abusing them and for all intents and…

It’s possible. It’s also possible that, if the dad really IS a violent abuser, that their reactions to him are perfectly reasonable.

Right??? I do not understand the rabid defense of the mother in the situation because every single article from the local press has mentioned that the children’s advocates are not siding with the mother and have raised some very, very serious concerns about the children’s mental well-being.

I think the judge would’ve been wise to accept the recommendation of the psychologists. Maybe that means taking the children away from both mom and dad, who seem to be using them as politically leverage against one another. Instead, the judge lost all perspective on the case, and started doing the same thing as the…

You know, I thought so, too. And then I read this:

There’s nothing unusual about the steak story. A rare Luger’s steak would be considered a point in France (where I used to live). There are two rarer levels: saignant (literally “bloody”) and bleu (“blue”) which is just sealed on the grill: the whole thing is cold. I had a steak for breakfast one time at a cafe, not a…

I used to work at Lush, a schmancy handmade soap place. We had a lot of bath products that looked like cute little pastries and smelled amazing. You would not (or probably would) believe the number of people who bit into these and were angry with us because they tasted like soap. Also the woman who licked a bar of…