This was my favorite.

I KNOW. I'M SORRY. I KNOW.

Aaaaaaand, now I'm crying. Thanks a lot, Rebecca.

Oh man, once I found a random CASE of tampons in the back of the warehouse I worked in. The kind that go in vending machines in bathrooms. It was a misdelivery or something from a couple years before. I asked my (male) boss if I could have them, he said yes without hesitation. Do you know how popular you become with…

We had a menagerie of critters when I was growing up. Dog, cat, turtles, parakeets, rabbits, etc. Our oddest was a flying squirrel. We'd found him in a parking lot one night. He'd apparently fallen out of his next - he was just a baby - and we didn't know what it was. My mom made four-year old me crawl under this…

Futurama

I'm just going to take this as an opportunity to repost this, since it seems appropriate:

Names: Xander and Willow

Also I'm not sure how he hates black people if his complaint is people coming here an not assimilating, cause that sounds like what racists who hate Hispanics say. Black people have been here just as long as white people and it wasn't even their choice to come here anyways, sooo....

Did white immigrants every 'assimilate to the cultures' when they arrived? Unless they arrived after most indigenous culture was exterminated so they only had to assimilate to other white cultures.

Why doesn't he just go the whole hog and join the KKK? Show his true colours?

'Cause the casucasion are definately not going on mass shooting streaks. They are not shooting kids in schools or people in theaters or women simply because they weren't interested.

"Why do we do this Jim? Why do we transplant so many innocent civilians to our largest natural satellite? Is it because we're crazy, white, masculine men hopped up on nicotine and caffeine?"

Honestly, let's be honest. You're seeing white males smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee at the console and putting people on the moon. How is this a horrible thing?

Fer chrissake dude, just go full-Derbyshire and just say you're a racist and that you think you have perfectly good reasons to be one. Stop being a coward and pretending you're not the thing you so clearly are. I could at least respect that.

1: The hood would muffle his voice;

Because as long as he doesn't join the KKK and use the n-word he is Not Racist. Instead, he is simply Having an Honest Conversation, or Telling It Like It Is, as a concerned but emphatically Not Racist person. He also must maintain a friendship with at least one black person, no matter how the black person feels about…

And to all the jackasses who went out of their way to stand up for the guy:

Anyone else get to High School Biology and then die a little inside when she learned that mitochondria are real but farandolae aren't? FYI, I am a Biology teacher.

I took the family to see the Hell Fire Caves in West Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, UK.