Being a parent and dealing with your kids getting old enough to understand when your name is in the news and dealing with papperazi (sp?) sounds legit exhausting. All parenting is hard in different ways.

They honestly all seem like very hands-on parents. 

I never got the macho men who ride Harleys with no helmet but their wives on the seat behind them almost always do. Nothing brings couples closer together like seeing one’s brains splattered over the pavement and you living to have that memory scarred real good. 

Sorry, I just couldn’t read all that. However, I did read enough to confirm that photo gave a 1,000 words about the kind of person he is. The hoody with the hair brushed over the top along with the long chain dangling deliberately fashioned out of said hoody said everything. 

My husband, who is pretty close to the ideal man (for me!), says that if you have to talk that much about how manly you are, what defines masculinity, how to protect your masculinity and celebrate it, you aren’t a man.

Honestly, after “old people” and “first responders” (not the same as essential workers) ... my next group would be “front line service industry workers”. Food prep, wait staff, etc.

Doesn’t being an essential worker mean you can’t work from home? No shade on your job, I don’t think you count as an essential worker.

True.

Mitch McConnell: Politically effective? Yes, disturbingly so. Brilliant? Oh hell no. Any rat fucker can dig in their heels and do nothing. All he did was realize that there would never be any political payback for being the most cynical and obstructionist politician in modern history. Burn in hell, Mitch. You probably…

President Trump, who says he needs more water to make his hair “perfect.”

The Trump administration has relaxed a regulation restricting water flow from showerheads. It’s a pet peeve of President Trump, who says he needs more water to make his hair “perfect.”

My husband and I were in our 30’s when we met and got engaged 8-9 months after meeting. Both of us had dated enough to know that what we had was vastly different than any other people we had ever dated. It seemed from the get that he should have always been my best friend and our life plans, goals and ambitions…

My wife and I got engaged right at 6 months after we met. We had been dating for 5 months. I knew on the second date she was “the one”.

Well, I’m well over 50, and I definitely don’t care. We were screaming “Parasite!” at the sundry royals who toured our college back in the early 80s, so the sentiment isn’t new.

Now, now. We know this crop of “Christians” doesn’t actually follow what the bible says, unless it’s the part about gay sex being grody and wives doing what their husbands say.

There’s nothing in the bible about having to gather in large groups!!!

My church in Germany did Easter by zoom. I’m part of an orthodox church and Easter is of course the most important holiday. It involves a week of twice a day readings, singing and praying and a night time reading of the Apocalypse. Seriously, it is all church every day and we found a way to do this.

The environment thanks both of them.

Well, thank God this trend towards clickbait in all areas of publishing and professionalism hasn’t led to anything appallingly dangerous so far, right? *glares at The Lancet, sharpening a knife*