I spent almost all Superbowl arguing with another girlfriend there about natural vs science. She uses abrasive exfoliant on her face and when I told her I used a chemical one I though she was going to shit her pants. Her face screwed up into a tiny childlike expression and she shook her head. When I said it was fine,…

How about asking Lindsey (with an e- common mistake) if leading the charge against gay marriage while being the most barely closeted Congressman since Trent Lott retired, is like being a Jewish Schutzstaffel officer in charge of train schedules.

UP IS DOWN BLACK IS WHITE CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD ANYMORE

I will slowly back away from this thread as it's obvious I'm in the minority here.

I think anyone who has ever worked a Sunday morning at any service food restaurant can tell you, Christians are fucking cheap tippers.

I worked at a deli delivering food, doing cashier stuff and bussing food off. I once had a fucking receptionist at an insurance company hand me a folded $100 bill as a tip for a $400 catering order. Awesome!

I met my current beau on OKCupid, but we always tell people we met on FarmersOnly.com.

Christians who leave fake money with Bible verses or cards about Jesus as "tips" are, specifically, Christian assholes.

Mm, I think it's part of the idea of the "Ugly American" tourist. There's a certain level of amazing arrogance that Americans are famous for, for insisting that when they travel, their environments adapt to them rather than vice-versa. I can see people from conservative and less urban parts of the country (notice…

Kirk Cameron is not acceptable as payment

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

KIRK CAMERON IS NOT ACCEPTABLE AS PAYMENT

As a tip, one dude said to make the restaurant cheaper LIKE IN KANSAS. I mean, that's all you need to know - and then Jesus picture guys strolls in!

Because (as a new transplant from Australia to the midwest) Midwesterner's can be a kick-in-the-pants, pain in the arse. My friend's MIL "gave" her a dog then proceeded to bully her into keeping up the dogs "show routine"- essentially handing over all the responsability of the dog and its life THEN forcing her into…

Not hating the religion, hating the people and how they use religion and religious cards in lieu of a tip. I firmly believe that Jesus would tip 20% in every restaurant in every situation, even if the server was rude or the food had to be heated more, because patience is a virtue and the whole 'treat people the way…

As someone who is a Christian and grew up in the midwest, I actually think it is relevant. 1) No one but Christians to my deep shame ever leaves religious tracks as tips. 2) The element of culture shock plays into the story.

I like how you didn't spring to the defense of librarians, skinny people, gay men married to women, people that love dogs, Southerners, etc. I like that you kept the narcissism strong; that's important. Listen, THEY LEFT HIM A CARD WITH JESUS ON IT. These people *wanted* Craig to think of them as Christians.

Yeah to Missy Elliot and the Pats! Yeah to a snow day tomorrow so we can take shots!