He goes on to explain that every time a "waitress" does something he doesn't like, he takes a dollar off the stack and puts it back in his wallet. According to him, this guarantees EXCELLENT "waitress" behavior.

And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...

Monogrammed Thermosery

The hypocrisy with these two is staggering. Karen Santorum was living with a man for five years who performed abortions as part of his duties, this on top of the abortion she had herself. Now she and her husband stand in judgement of women who have one?

Santorum spoke at the event. The same Santorum whose wife had a non-abortion abortion at 20 weeks because of complications. IOKIYAR.

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

Holy shit. These guys have had control of both houses of congress for something like 10 minutes and they've already written, committeed(sic) and put forward for vote a national abortion ban?

Do they literally have nothing else to do?

"Next on the agenda...I see we have our weekly vote on banning abortion"

If you crossposted this to Breitbert or RedState, they'd take it seriously.

Sounds like you're a great guy - I trust you got your ladies those pastel Bic pens for the holidays? Because honestly, every gal needs one. Helps so much with grocery lists.

I see your point. Ladies tend to take such a personal view of their own lives. They need men to provide an uncaring, objective point of view.

This is why we should have been more cautious about letting ladies become legislators.

You forgot #notallfrats

Something something charity work

Idiot move registering a ski trip as a fraternity group. You always register as the "Pre-Med Club" (didn't exist at my school) or another equally responsible sounding group.

Needs more accusations of holding women back.

This comment deserves all the stars.

One time, I had an experience different than this with my Greek life, so you should really stop being mean and picking on Greek life.

My Catholic grandmother was furious with me when she found out that was my opinion on the matter, but it's a logic fallacy that pro-choice = pro-abortion. I am completely in favor of letting a young mother-to-be decide what she should do with her own body. Clearly I am pro-adoption :) but having been present for the…

Not enough villagers chasing these assholes with pitchforks and torches.