OMG, you live near him? A celebrity? WOW!

You're right, sorry, I was confused. SC is both a right-to-fire state AND an "at-will" state.

Yes, SC is a right-to-fire — oops, I mean, right-to-work state.

OMG, I think I love you! Thank you! :)

OK, that's right, I bet you also have sincerely held beliefs in making a librarian crack up in the library, causing all patrons to think I've totally lost it....

Oh, silly silly M_Boston! Religious freedom only goes one way!

But what if your insurance doesn't believe in liver transplants, and as a drinker, you DESERVE to die of liver failure?

Yes, Danny, so pretty, so talented, I SO miss my sweet Danny!

"If that was not correct, then it was a mistake."

I think it depends on the age of the person calling someone "elderly". I got called "elderly" at the ripe old age of 50, but a little whippersnapper teenager at CVS once.

You win the internets. Game over, thanks to everyone else for playing!

You're not the only one — saw an episode of some talk show where girls were rescued by firefighters from their upstairs apartment one night. There was video of a firefighter carrying one girl over his shoulder. She was wearing nothing but a sleep shirt, and they had to blur the video so you couldn't see her bum. …

I wish I could star this a thousand times.

Or the "Women for Reagan/Bush" stickers. I made my own "Women Against Reagan/Bush" stickers.

Our puppy, for quite a while, assumed that we went out in the yard to play. She's see the leashes and be all "Oh boy, OUTSIDE! Let me pee real quick and I'll be ready!" Our carpet HAS to go.

And I was kidding too, of course! ;)

So much this!!!

Are you my ex-coworker who votes for male candidates based on who she thinks is better looking?

Mike "Fair" is an ass, and always has been. When I was in school (centuries ago) he tried to make it a rule that no males were ever allowed inside women's dorms (guess he hadn't thought about lesbians at that time). He's an embarrassment to South Carolina, and Dog knows that's saying an awful lot.

I can't believe I'm admitting this, but Capri cigarettes (it was a long time ago! I was young! I've quit!). "She's gone to Capri" with a beautiful image, no ultra-slim women, and not a cigarette in sight.