Exactly. The joke is that people really hate the fucking Cowboys.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

No way? Bush did too!

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I knew he had been boxing commisioner in Nevada and often stared at the mob until they blinked, he just looks easy to estimate, until he goes badass on you.

Also, maybe you want to do a report on Trump wearing black socks with blue pants. I believe you want to match your socks to the suit pants, and while matching them with your shoes is OK, I guess, you’d think a billionaire president-elect would be looking sharper on his first trip to his new home.

I am not bleeding from my eyes, I’m bleeding from my wherever.

Aww. I would have ended this post with

Was Melania Trump’s speech on cyber bullying shade? She can’t come right out and say my husband is an asshole, don’t vote for him. Instead she chose the most hilariously ironic topic to focus on so everyone would be sure to recall all of the shitty things Donald has said on twitter. Thoughts?

I agree. I don’t like the mother piece, but he’s right - she’s ridiculously resilient and really isn’t the lesser of two evils. She’s qualified on her own.

They would have anyway

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

So edgy.

Paraplegics can be assholes, too.

Why shouldn’t Hil be President again?

Gotta lurve the amount of facts you didn’t put in your rant. Pathetic, in fact....

.182?! He should take notes from the Romans. Now there is a group who knew how to hit the wood and bring home some bodies.

Not fair. His religious beliefs prevent him from to getting to third. Much less home.