A hot body is a hot body. If I came to look not touch, their sexual orientation doesn’t matter to me in the slightest. Lol.

Sure, 10 at-bats, nine batters, with one batting twice. Hence the name. Am I missing something here?

Batting around is 9 batters. “Around” implies you are at the same point you were at at the beginning of the inning, which means you are at the point where the leadoff hitter is about to bat. After the leadoff hitter bats again, you are beyond the point where the inning started, and thus have “batted around plus one”.

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

I mean, if Christian Bale thinks you’re being an asshole...

My conservative little cousin says he will move to Canada if Hill wins. I was like, dude, really? Conservative bastion of misogyny, Canada?

Hope they quit the US when Hillary wins.

I was at this performance & it made my life :

I need to hear every detail of this story so I can live vicariously through you PLS THX

I saw him in studio once and I swear I still need resuscitation. He is magic. Ego included.

SITA I NEEEED YOU

She handled herself with such grace in that video. I like to think that when she punched out “Tomatoface” on that episode of “Eastbound and Down”, she was imagining David O. Russell. She is a queen and a legend and she deserves respect.

Someone should just knock him the fuck OUT for yelling at Lily Tomlin. Doubtful I will ever cross his path, but I’ll gladly start a gofundme.com defense fund for anyone who does...

Why do all the headlines for all four of these stories sound like they were written by the cunt punch sorority girl?

There’s zero excuse for what she said. Berate the attendant all she wants for the towing, not her education, looks, etc.

She realized she was on camera. She just didn’t have the self control to hold back the vitriol once she got going. Can you imagine how she treats the people in her life?

DRAKE’S REACTION IS SO FUCKING PRICELESS OH MY GOD

Believe it or not? I work for Sephora, and I wear - get this - ELF Cosmetics lengthening mascara. Sometimes I layer it with Urban Decay Perversion, but mostly, it's just the ELF, and i get SO MANY COMPLIMENTS on how great my lashes look. Drugstore products CAN be amazing, it's just that we treat it like Fight Club…

I know right? You're supposed to throw away your mascara every 6 months anyways, because bacteria. And clumping. The $30 ones aren't any different from the $10 ones. I've been using Lash Blast for a couple of years, it's works just fine for me. I'll try the Flamed Out, though, it sounds good.

I've been a Maybelline devotee for years, but maybe I'll have to try the CG stuff.