......Something must be wrong with my estrogen because I have no idea how to use sex as a weapon.

is this like ‘women must be cursed if they bleed for five days and should not be talked to or touched by anyone” ? ‘Cause it feels kind of the same fucked up.

Karl Rove never checks his damn facts.

Best friend was an adjunct professor at USC and she mentioned once that it has to do with marketing the school to the masses.

Shut the fuck up Master P. Don’t you put this shit on Kobe; Lamar has other more serious issues to deal with

He is 45????? Holy hell where did the last decade of my life go

Hey! A good person who admits when wrong! You're the real MVP

I suppose if we have to rank them; but apparently that break up via post it note is something that actually happened to one of the female writers credited with that episode

“ paper beats rock.”

Me too . In fact I’ve been that friend and it works the first time every time

Thanks! She ‘s my muse. Also thanks for the suggestion; I was getting you and Sqarr confused when reading replies so I can’t remember if I thanked the right person!

Oh! You added me! Thank you (and I added a picture. See? not a a dick )

mine name is pretty cool . I ve been around a long time and I’m not a dick so........

If you HAVE to invoice someone to recoup the loss of $70 because it matters that much to you economically, then you shouldn’t be having a big ass expensive wedding .

If you’re doing this based on principle, go fuck yourself.

And I was hemming and hawing about spending 100$ on the series of unfortunate events series for my kid. Just went ahead and bought it after reading this.

When I read the story early this morning , I thought to myself “Ahmed, hold on. Things are going to be better for you in a few hours.”

Obviously, I meant it at a sort of superficial level; opening up doors for Ahmed (who is clearly gifted person by being invited to NASA or Google, interested Colleges perhaps etc).…

I couldn’t find an adjective to describe the hate- fire (which is still not a good enough one) in my soul when I read “[expletive] America” and then he flicked a cigarette at the news guy. Allegedly.

This gif will do. Waiting for the time when all gifs describe my emotions better than me.

No. Absolutely not. This is the one time I'm not going to immediately google something I know is goigo make me depressed

Ohhhhhhhh I see !!! She thinks she's Jenna marbles!! Got it.

Oh man that corgi cheered me right up