It’s okay; her lipstick might be dope, but she did not blend that eye shadow out well . So in her face.

first off, couldn’t agree more with what you said.

secondly, what the hell does wag mean ? The google is confusing me with several definitions

Her and Damon Waynes really like hiding behind the bullshit excuse that the fucked up shit they are saying, their uncensored beliefs, are satire. satire would be saying something like “ oooh edgy neon stripe in your hair. Did you need that for your job at Hot Topic?”

“Um duh he’s a comedian and people can’t take a joke anymore these days smh”

Seriously that’s his defense; he was making a joke and everyone twitsted his words

Presidential candidate and Fraggle Rock reject , Donald Trump....

ew gross .

I ran into five of my grandfather’s “illegitimate” children at my grandmother’s funeral. They saw the funeral announcement in the paper and thought it would be a “great time to come pay respects” to my grandmother. Oddly enough, the men in the group were the spitting image of my grandfather and uncle (both had passed…

Maybe they should focus on their stupid , annoying preflight safety video with a song about seatbelts and flotation devices that will stay stuck in your head for your entire trip

This kid had the same reaction I did when the doctor told me I was knocked up “Like, really? Is it inside me right now? Right now IN THERE INSIDE ME?”

ESPN airs video games?

Just replenished my stock of flip flops now that summer is winding down. If you’re interested in the worlds most Comfortable shoes and flip flops I highly recommend Sanuk.

Steve Martin could nail the pompous asshole role

Like you should be comparing yourself to fucking Coco Chanel . How dare you bring her into this

Been digging the seater vest since Chandler Bing walked into my life so I’m very into john oliver’s sweater vest right now.

I was 10 when they hired my swimming instructor to strip at my Aunt’s 40th birthday. My sister and older cousins took us to the park so everyone could give a special “grown up birthday present” to my Aunt. Walking back home , literally the corner across the street, I see him come out of our house start walking towards…

I read it as something both teenage boys and girls say. It’s such a universal idea among these kids to not be laughed at because reputation holds a lot of weight in high school. Regardless, I squeezed my eyes shut when I read it.

No. OH dear god no .....

What the fuck is a squad goal ?

Me too ....

Is Miley making a good point or is it way early in the morning and I haven’t had coffee